This newest installment of the I Don't Get It Occupation Series covers a lot of fascinating ground. We start with Lauren who works at a fertility clinic evaluating egg and sperm donors. She shares what people are looking for in a donor, how much money you can make if you donate your eggs (It's a lot!), and what it's like to be a professional judger in what Ashley calls "The Bachelor auditions of sperm and egg donations." We also talk with Kelly, a polygraph examiner who administers polygraphs to prisoners. It's an intense job, but Kelly is hilarious and breaks down why it doesn't matter how sweaty you are if you ever find yourself hooked up to a polygraph machine. Lasty, we talk with the incredibly talented and ridiculously funny, Mary Elizabeth Kelly (https://linktr.ee/mare_kell), the self-proclaimed Mouth Acting Girl whose celebrity impressions are some of the best and funniest we've ever seen. She shares the ways that gaining notoriety on TikTok has helped her acting career. And of course she does some of our favorite impressions, everyone from Meryl Streep to Mandy Moore. We also get Lauren to break out her Christopher Walken and Elizabeth Holmes. Could she be the next Mary Elizabeth Kelly? You'll have to listen to find out!

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We know you love a good old ramble, and honestly, we do too. There's nothing better than sitting down with your friends and having a good chat, about things in the world we just don't get. Essentially that's life's equation for comedy. Have you been to a bachelorette party recently? Are there certain activities you like doing, or not doing? We share our opinions. We saw a Joe Jonas Botox commercial. This opens up the door to so many questions about celebrity endorsements, how they work, and why they do them. After some intense hilarity dissecting that topic, we jump onto a social subject. When dads look after the kids, why do people sometimes say he's babysitting? Verbiage is important here people. Do you also feel the same way we do, that walking back from a trip to the beach for some reason is harder than you'd imagine. Heat, sunscreen, sand, heavy items. It's all too much. We cover a ton in this week's episode, so click that PLAY button would ya!

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Friday night down at Blockbuster, getting snacks and microwave popcorn, grabbing the last copy of the latest release. Those were the days. If it wasn't a movie, it was one of hundreds of old school sitcoms. Maybe you collected beanie babies back then? Are they really worth a fortune now? Which rare releases are worth the most money, and can you sell them on Ebay? Talking of Ebay, who uses that platform, and what do they use it for now? Is it still popular? Getting the high from a good bargain though is where it's at. There's nothing better than a thrift shop rummage. But are thrift sellers capitalizing on the surge in popularity of vintage items, and filling storbargainses up with overpriced items? Naz shares an emotional story about a recent summer romance. The shift of energy could be linked to her recent spiritual activation session. 

Grab the tissue box you bought on Ebay. This episode will make you cry. 

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Dayla Goldman organizes the homes of the REAL housewives of New York and recently helped Ashley clean out her "hoarder" storage unit and put together her new house. She joins the I Don't Get It podcast to share tips on how to get your home decluttered. Dayla discusses her step by step process on how best to tackle a messy space and gives her thoughts on Marie Kondo's popular method. You can check out Space.Reborn for her organization inspiration. 

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This week, starting off the show in full force with some substantially Icky Icks, then we segue on to the topic of unwanted hair, which opens doors to hours of conversation. Motorized devices, wax, cream that burns your hair off, and leaves your skin hairless but burning, and of course the hypnotizing and some may say addictive process of plucking. And... Why is the best light to see your hair at the dentist? Swiftly we move on to Lauren's distaste for fully shaven men. She prefers them a little more natural. The ladies then discuss the recent breakup of Kim and Pete. Who do you think ended the relationship? Do you think Kim would get back together with Kanye? Ashley then shares her current stress and guilt deciding how to best juggle work and personal commitments the best way possible. Pursuing options, Ashley and Jared started looking for a Nanny, but may have been ghosted, which prompts Ashley to establish a few boundaries. Ghosting is always an interesting conversation here on IDGI. We always enjoy listener stories on this subject. We end the episode discussing, as all ladies do. Brad Pitt.  IDGI Listener Updates You can't look straight into the sun. Jared goes out for hard ice cream alone. "My Coffee" is a phrase that's used because how you have your coffee is personal to you. 

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Has there ever been a better ramble episode? Following a very serious discussion to establish the few canned fizzy drinks you can actually drink fast, the ladies take a trip back down memory lane sharing their thoughts on "Vending machine foods of the 80s and 90s". What was your ultimate favorite food of your childhood? (Tweet @ us with your favorites!). Then the ladies embrace the natural segue into skin care products, and discuss the celebrity "slap my name on it" culture of today. Lauren then shares the sad story of when her mom forgot about her. Not years ago. It was yesterday, when ordering Pizza. Naz then poses the age-old question to Lauren and Ashley: "Which shaped and seasoned fries do you like best?" Why are curly fries not everywhere? Naz thinks EVERYTHING should come with a pickle. Are you a Night Owl, do you ever find yourself needing a coffee at 8:35pm? We think coffee shops might want to consider staying open later. Lauren hits us with another 'Lauren Iaconetti Zinger' of an IDGI which is rooted in the use of the possessive pronoun "MY COFFEE"! Ashley shares her icky and stinky "rolling with the homies" sleepover story. What are your most Icky experiences? 

Note of the day: Just leave the toilet seat down please. 

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This week, the ladies are talking all things postpartum with their incredible guest Dr. Mary Simpson. Dr. Simpson has been an OB-GYN for almost twenty years. Now, she runs Seamist Medspa, and she has so much knowledge to share! Dr. Simpson discusses the difference between ultrasound therapy and EMSculpt, which uses specific radio frequencies and magnets to help build muscle and burn fat. (Ashley swears by it!) But Dr. Simpson isn’t just here to talk about getting your body back. In fact, she believes getting your “pre-baby body back” is a myth and that you should focus on getting back to your “best self” instead. Dr. Simpson and the I Don’t Get It ladies talk about the surprising things that happen when you’re pregnant and the things no one tells you to expect when you’re pregnant. They talk about the difference between “baby blues” and postpartum depression, the pressure women face to breastfeed, and even get into what happens to your sexlife, postpartum. Oh, and Naz unveils her idea for a postpartum retreat that Dr. Simpson calls “very L.A.”

This is a really honest and special conversation. Don’t miss it!

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Another hilariously relatable ramble episode, full of things we don't get, don't understand, and simply get frustrated by. Do you hate water dripping down your wrists when you wash your face? Apparently some people wear wristbands! What do you do if someone takes too long in a public restroom? There's so many IDGI's on the subject of Airplanes, Airports and AirTravel. Do you know how television networks track their viewers? Lauren doesn't get how Pete Davidson's manhood is a broken folding ladder (in a recent dream). Naz shares an interesting new dating trend. Old is old, and young is new. Have you tried dating younger? Who knew the topic of wine being a "Personality" would be so complex. Social norm conversation brings up the subject of potential societal Ice Cream snobbery. Would you go for hard Ice Cream alone? Listen to find out whether you're a snob or not. What do you think about blunt death announcement headlines? 

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Looking to open the doors to their "divine selves", Ashley and Naz dive into their souls this week with Spiritual Activator, Oliver Niño. Oliver focuses on teaching people how to identify, activate, and master their spiritual gifts. Oliver explains spiritual "Vibration" & how different environments, and your proximity to different people within those environments affect mood, stress levels, and your happiness. Oliver also shares how he started working with celebrities like Gweyneth Paltrow, and his process of activating spiritual gifts in thousands of people.

Ashley & Naz ask for clarity and understanding around how the process works without any voice or touch, and why people can feel such change after a session, or group meeting. So, Oliver offers them a healing energy session, which the ladies are keen to experience and share with listeners.

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On this week's I Don't Get It Podcast, the ladies welcome New York Dating expert Lily Womble. Lily provides truthful insight behind the tech curtain of the matchmaking app industry. Dating apps are businesses, they have financial goals, so do yourself a favor and learn how to have a better experience as a user. Don't just trust an algorithm! Lilly explains how best to use these apps, which apps she prefers, and sets out some helpful user rules to help you find a great partner. Lily shares some incredibly helpful qualifying questions to ask potential matches! 

And remember. Always implement self trust, and self confidence! It's important. 

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