We're ending our month of love with a BANG. Like...a LOT of banging. We watched 365 Days, the occasionally sexy but deeply troubled cousin of Fifty Shades of Grey, and IT. IS. WILD. This movie has it all: aggressive blow jobs, a dangerous mobster with a heart of gold (or at least a penis of gold), and somehow more than one parallel to classic Disney movies. We already can't wait for Part 2 (rumored for release this year), and after listening to our recap, we bet you'll feel the same way.

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This is it, everyone -- the best movie we've done so far. Our month of timeless love stories continues with Killer Sofa. You're in for a WILD ride that includes occult/voodoo rituals, deeply disturbing masturbation scenes and an impressively agile murderous recliner. If you have not watched this movie yet, it is a MUST SEE.

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We're kicking off our three-week Valentine's Day celebration with a nostalgic teen slasher movie from Dawn's past! This is VALENTINE, starring late 90s/early 2000s heartthrob David Boreanaz and some other people we don't quite care about as much. If anyone is out there thinking that romance is dead...well, we (and this movie) couldn't agree more.

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Pop the Champere, it's finale time! Join us one last time as we sing Sylvie's praises, dump on Emily's consistently piss-poor decisions, and sharpen our pitchforks to take down Madeline, the Wicked Witch of the Western Hemisphere.

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Please sign our petition to make Emily in Paris all about Sylvie! We are officially obsessed with her journey this season and watching her handle her personal drama with such poise and strength is a welcome vacation with Emily's hot mess of a situationship. In addition to gushing about Sylvie, we discuss the stigma of age differences in relationships, the art of ghosting, and Dawn shares a very intimate personal story.

Not going to lie, these mid-season episodes of Emily in Paris were boring AF. Sure, we get to know Alfie a little bit more but we also see Emily continue to lie to herself and everyone else about her feelings for Gabriel which is starting to drive us bananas. If there's one thing we can say at this point, it's that we're two episodes closer to to end.

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We know what you're thinking -- an hour is a LONG time to discuss just two episodes of Emily in Paris. But don't worry! A large part of today's episode involves Dawn interrogating Lisa about her potato preferences, a resurrection of our own personal relationship traumas, and no leeks are left behind!

I Hate It, Let's Watch It is back to bring you another year of beautiful dumpster fires, starting with Season 2 of Emily in Paris! Patience is already running thin after witnessing the shenanigans of these first two episodes, so please come on this journey with us because misery loves company.

Here at I Hate It, Let's Watch It, we are well aware of the multitudes of terrible Christmas movies being produced by Hallmark and Lifetime and pretty much every streaming service around. We could have picked a movie where a nutcracker comes to life or a career-driven woman learns that falling in love with her high school sweetheart is more important than personal success, but WE DARED to think outside of the box this holiday season, and we are proud to bring you this underrated Christmas classic about a shark wearing a Santa hat on her dorsal fin who can only be killed with Christmas. Please enjoy, and join us in the new year for more delightful dumpster fire movies and tv shows!

It's the 100th episode of Riverdale, and this episode has all the hallmarks of a classic Riverdale shitshow -- obscure character reappearances, mass confusion, a murder mystery, and a needlessly complicated plot resolution. We attempt to break it all down for you before we take a well-deserved vacation from Riverdale until March 2022. Thanks for coming on this crazy ride with us!