Kayla is hungry because she’s only had a salad today, Stacey cooked for herself and is extremely proud, and we have an award winning book idea which we need to write immediately. Today we talk about the things we didn’t realize were so difficult until we grew up. Cooking a full thanksgiving dinner? Having all the medications in your house? Keeping Christmas alive? Choosing dinner? Stacey discovers a pet peeve she has about Kayla, Chris screams in pain and Kayla’s not impressed, and Kayla tells a confession that Stacey thinks is the most embarrassing and cringy one she’s ever told! 

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Do dogs actually enjoy skate boarding? Is being pepper sprayed more painful than labour? A topic from last week really stirred up the audience and we discuss how we handle judgement from listeners. Should Kayla be the newest host on “The View”? We just figured out that we have a bunch of hidden messages from fans we didn’t know about, and we can’t wait to be your new best friends. Nanny has a dangerous stalker who got violent with her at Kayla’s wedding, Stacey had a bathroom situation at Panera Bread, Leo has another sleepwalking incident, and Kayla develops an odd superpower. 

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Kayla wants to go on a drug for weight loss that’s not actually for weight loss, and Stacey goes on a motivational speaking rant that ends up impressing Kayla. Both of them want to become Zumba teachers and are going to start a gym at Stacey’s house. Then, Kayla and Stacey talk about sex dreams, childish confessions, and Kayla opens up more than usual about her attraction to females. What a lesssbiiian! Kidding. We are HERE and we are QUEER!! We talk about our wild past single lives, making out with lots of random boys and girls, and how tough it must be to go on dates now. 

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Munro wants to quit school and hockey, Stacey tries to predict technology that will be invented in the future, and Kayla wants everyone to die at the exact same time. Stacey hears a story Kayla has never told her before and she laughs so hard she chokes, and Kayla has a life realization she isn’t as athletic as she thought. Do Lizzo and Ellen actually deserve to be cancelled? Kayla drops some wildddd celebrity news that Stacey had no idea about, we wish we didn’t have to waste any hours sleeping, and Kayla still wants to be a famous actor ever though she’s never acted. Oh... and Fergie is amazing. 

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Today we talk about the most pain we have ever been in, and how a fractured ankle is the reason Stacey has a husband now. Kayla is starting to look exactly like Stacey and wigs are taking over our lives in a negative way. Munro met a new friend who also hates swear words, Kayla tells us some unheard stories about what happened when she found out she was accidentally pregnant, and she has some life changing news about Chris (her husband). Munro has taken his fear of animatronics to the next level, Kayla has a “falling asleep during movies” problem, and Stacey was so overwhelmed by emotion because of a Netflix show that she had to turn it off. 

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Kayla and Stacey both found very opposite shows that put them each in a zen mood, CD speaks up and sends us a secret message, Duke is acting unhinged, and today we play a game we directly copied off of the hilarious “Hypothetical The Podcast”. We tell you our best ideas about how we would deal with hypothetical situations. How can we make everyone in the world stop eating potatoes? How can we last one round with Mike Tyson? How can we make a million dollars by getting sent back in time? Can you live without never carrying a bag again? We are so stressed about the answers. What would you do?

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Stacey had her wedding concert and we break down how it turned out... it may have been one of the best nights ever, not just for Stacey & Mark! Kayla gives Stacey a shocking wedding surprise, Mark and Stacey freak out at the end of the night, Kayla wants Stacey to give her present back. THEN THE GAMES ARE BACK BABY! We play multiple games that are popular on TikTok, Jimmy Fallon, and the requested ones we made up ourselves! We sing you some tunes, Mark helps us out, and this time we must face the ultimate PUNISHMENT if we get the answer wrong! 

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Kayla is back to work and wearing blazers, Stacey photoshopped a picture to make herself look bigger, and we don’t even know if this is a body positive podcast or not. We then discuss ADHD and the chance that one of us may have it. Stacey is currently in a number 1 show on Netflix, and she talks about how 3 days of filming turned into 30 seconds. Then we give you some HOT TAKES and discuss Kayla’s gross ways of eating pizza, how Stacey maybe pulled a Kayla/Karen at the movie theatre, how Kayla wants to make horses house pets, and we have some controversial thoughts about Ed Sheeran and aliens. 

Ps here is FRIENDS with no laugh track: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BFSZ8XzWOM

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YUP, WE ARE MARRIED! First Stacey gives us a glimpse of the Pentatonix concert she went and saw last night, Kayla gives us a couple of very strange confessions, Stacey has a strange sleeping habit, and then we break down our (legal) WEDDING DAY. We have now completed the first step of being “legally married”. Stacey and Kayla have a very ON BRAND day with plenty of ups and even some downs. Listen as we break down the good, the bad and the sad from day one of our marriage journey!

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Stacey is dressed like a tourist from Florida, our 2 STAR reviewer is back at it, and Kayla is burnt to a crisp. Stacey and Kayla break down the events leading up to Kayla’s epic and sloppy bachelorette party. New wigs, Italian food, tequila shots, grinding, and puking… we tell you all of it! Then finally Kayla confesses she has cold feet for our “legal” wedding which is NEXT WEEK! Whatttt!

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