First, Danny and Buck discuss the inappropriateness of Craig’s board choice at a murderous Australian reef, almost as preposterous as him riding a 5’4 at maxed-out Kandui.

They also discuss all things France in the easy-to-pronounce ‘Cadavre Exquis’, a Vans Womens’ surf film directed by Lee-Ann Curren. Whether you consider yourself a necro guy or not, this is a must-see.

Speaking of France, the boys debate the infamous beheading device known colloquially as a hydrofoil. They determine that it is officially a weapon, and destroying one within your orbit is simply an act of self-defense. Not a sin, totally legal.

Lastly, we hear the audio version of Josh Moniz’s near-death encounter at Supertubos, where a slam on the sand left him momentarily paralyzed from the neck down. You won’t believe who saved his life.

Host: Danny Johnson – [email protected]. Stab's Editor: Brendan Buckley – [email protected]