Think you’ve seen it all in the world of “classic rock”? Think again. After a listener sent in a “fan photo” with Cleveland’s supposed hero Ian Hunter, Neeley and Chris realize the mainstream media has been lying to you for decades. Is this a rock star or a guest at a haunted house? How does a guy with one song still have a career, and why does he look like he’s “fly fishing for children” in a schoolyard? You won’t believe the “Crypt Keeper” transformation until you hear the guys tear this apart—get ready for the most offensive roast in CMS history.

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– Ian Hunter or The Crypt Keeper?

– The Truth About Mott The Hoople: “Shitty Bands”

– Ian Hunter: This F*cking Creep

– Is He Trolling The Schoolyards?

– Facial Reconstruction After A Chimp Attack?

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