Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Listen to more Senseless Survey's below

Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?

Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

Was learning cursive really necessary?

How do you throw away a trash can?

Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers?

How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe?

Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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