Step into the shoes of anyone in the Oscars Business. The nominees for this year's Oscars were met with a yawn. How do you SLAP, once again, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Anyone in the Fight Business. In wake of Tyson Fury calling for a freakshow fight with Francis Ngannou, walk us through the pros and cons of the UFC becoming a developmental league to feed boxers looking for high paying, glorified sparring sessions.

Step into the shoes of any 2024 Presidential Contender. Walk us through how the former Vice President’s Docudrama affects your campaign plans.

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Step into the shoes of George Santos. With each week bringing us another…fabrication that you’ve spun about yourself…your mamma…your work experience…your fundraising…your ancestors…walk us through whether it EVER makes sense to start telling the truth. Or is there a FUTURE to your FRONTIN’, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of anyone in the Justin Roiland business. What’s your PR plan for Justin’s felony domestic violence charges?

Step into the shoes of the Democratic Party. Walk us through your PR plans for managing President Biden’s Docudrama.

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Step into the shoes of Warner Brother Discovery. Walk us through your PR plan for promoting the Power Slap League after you decided to delay it instead of canceling it, live, and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Endeavor. After cutting the legs from Dana White’s domestic abuse issue by simply IGNORING it, will you do the same for former UFC Champion Jose Aldo harboring former Brazilian President Bolsonaro?

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You’re Endeavor. After TMZ dropped footage of your UFC President slapping his wife, your shares dropped. What is your plan for handling him and your stock, live and in public, if you will.

You’re Andrew Tate. Walk us through whether staying true to your Alpha Male gimmick is a sound strategy after your Romanian arrest.

You’re Kevin McCarthy. What is your plan for rebounding from your Speaker vote failure?

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Step into the shoes of OZY Media. Walk us through your plans for retaining NEW legal representation while being sued by your OLD legal representation, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Kevin McCarthy. Walk us through your plan for getting enough votes to become Speaker of the House.

Step into the shoes of Javanka. How will you handle rumors of your impending divorce?

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Step into the shoes of Dave Chappelle. Do you owe Elon Musk an APOLOGY for inviting him onstage and EXPOSING him to a HOSTILE CROWD, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. After the BOO-BIRDS came out for YOU at a Dave Chappelle show, your interpretation was CLOWNED on your own platform, IGNORED by the media, and allegedly led to Tesla stock SINKING with your approval rating. Should you walk back the KANYE-FICATION of your brand or is attracting ANY attention at ANY COST the plan all along, live and in public, if you will?

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Step into the shoes of SBF. Now that you’ve been ARRESTED and Elizabeth Holmes has demonstrated that even pretty people go to prison, walk us through your PR plans for being a CRYPTO scapegoat.

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Step into the shoes of TJ Holmes. As an anchor, chemistry with your co-host can make or break your career. After news of your affair with your co-host and two other co-workers allegedly AT THE SAME TIME broke, ABC pulled you off the air until they “figure this out”. Walk us through your plans for handling the controversy, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of President Biden. Why are you REALLY pushing for South Carolina as the first primary state?

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Step into the shoes of Apple. Walk us through your PR plan for Elon Musk, the richest man on the planet, UNLEASHING his MINIONS on you for DARING to curb Free Speech, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Ye. How are you gonna run FOR president when you’re running FROM a right wing podcaster?

Step into the shoes of the Liver King. Walk us through your plan for addressing ALLEGATIONS that your NATURAL, ANCESTRAL PHYSIQUE is a product of MODERN, PHARMA SCIENCE…in the sum of TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS in HGH a month?

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Step into the shoes of Pete Davidson. How do you explain STRANDING poor Emily RAT-TA-TAT-KOWSKI CURBSIDE while you drove off to escape the paparazzi, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through how your Twitter Era is going and WHATCHA GONNA DO with advertisers, the Twitterati, and feds going WILD ON YOU?!?

Step into the shoes of Donald Trump. What are YOU GONNA do, now that your Supreme Court is allowing the House to get your taxes?

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