Step into the shoes of anyone that’s affiliated with FTX as a staff, record label, and as a polyamourous crew! All the goodwill you garnered…commercials with celebrities…Democratic party pimpin’....went up in FLAMES as allegations that your boys MISHANDLED customer funds and MISREPRESENTED their company. So walk US through your PR plans in anticipation of the Feds HITTING YOU UP, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of anyone that’s affiliated with Twitter as an employee, regulator, or advertiser. In wake of customer confusion from parody accounts..firings...and questionable business practices, walk us through how you plan on navigating the Elon Musk Twitter Era WITHOUT damaging your own brand.

Step into the shoes of a Big Pocket Republican Donor. Walk us through your 2024 Presidential plans in wake of last week’s midterms.

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Step into the shoes of the Church of Scientology. Walk us through how you will manage the court of public opinion putting you on trial despite the judge in the Danny Masterson case claiming your church is NOT on trial, live and in public if you will!

Step into the shoes of Elon Musk. Walk us through your content moderation methods after your backpedaling on promises of free speech on Twitter are making you suss.

Step into the shoes of a Caruso Celebrity. Walk us through your PR plan for TRIGGERING your fans by supporting a fake Democratic Los Angeles Mayoral candidate.

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Step into the shoes of a user of Elon Musk’s Twitter. Walk us through your navigation of the TWEXODUS now that a new PHARAOH is in town and the PLAGUES OF TWITTER evoke a GNASHING OF TWEETS, live and in public, if you will!

Step into the shoes of Nancy Pelosi. If the attack on your husband was a kinder, gentler Manson event, walk us through how you plan to handle the aftermath…a WEEK before the MIDTERMS.

Whose Brazilian shoes do you want to step into in wake of Lula’s return?

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Step into the shoes of former Los Angeles Council President Nury Martinez. You SECRETLY advocated child abuse against a co-workers black two-year old you referered to as a monkey, engaged in colorism against indigenous Oaxanans, and homophobia. OUTRAGED ensured. And what did you do? Released a statement, “At this moment, I need to take a leave of absence and take some time to have an honest and heartfelt conversation with my family, my constituents, and community leaders”. Walk us through your plans for HONEST and HEARTFELT conversation, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Sarah Silverman. You were told to sit down and shut up for your blackface disgrace after tweeting about Kanye West’s anti-semitism. Instead, should you stand up and reach out like Peacemaker Elon Musk?

Step into the shoes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Kids. How do you handle your parents legal issues making them Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Part Deux?

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Step into the shoes of Germany. Walk us through your options for RESPONDING or IGNORING Poland’s official note requesting ONE TRILLION DOLLARS in REPARATIONS from YOU for your WORLD WAR TWO NAZI OCCUPATION, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Chrisian Walker. Walk us through the REASON for your TREASON against your father Hershel after MONTHS of TROLLING the LIBS.

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Step into the shoes of suspended Boston Celtics Coach Ime Udoka. You’ve been SUSPENDED for a year and possibly BLACKLISTED for allegedly SMASHING wives of married Celtics management. How do you rebound from this, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of Ring LLC. Your product ALLEGEDLY SNITCHED on Ime Udoka for cheating on his wife Nia Long. Walk us through your PR options for AMPLIFYING, IGNORING, or MINIMIZING this unknown consequence for spouses, cheaters, and those who love them.

Step into the shoes of Ariel Fulmer. You were building a marriage and parenting brand with your husband Ned, from the Try Guys including a Date Night Cookbook and a podcast focusing on raising your children. Then he CHEATED on you with his employee and got KICKED OUT of his 7 MILLION subscriber channel group with nearly 2 BILLION views. Walk us through whether you should continue monetizing your relationship.

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Step into the shoes of Gisele Bundchen. You’re FAILING at REVIVING your career after trying to KILL Tom Brady’s. How do you avoid Amber Heard-ing your brand, live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of the DNC. With our President HINTING at TAPPING OUT of a 2024 re-election run, walk us through your options to replace him.

Step into the shoes of Adam Levine. How do you get off FRONT STREET after being busted for offering to name your pregnant wife’s unborn CHILD after a SIDE CHICK?

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Step into the shoes of Nate Diaz. The OOF-SEE’s plan to RUIN your health and market-value BACKFIRED last week with a new main event opponent and YOUR ICONIC VICTORY. Walk us through your options to MAXIMIZE your BRAND and BANK ACCOUNT: (1) A Jake Paul fight (2) A FLOYD MAWYWEATHER EXHIBITION (3) Following the footsteps of Cain Velasquez and TYSON FURY by taking that WWE money..live and in public, if you will?

Step into the shoes of anyone in the British Royal Family Business. In this era of social media enabling COMMONERS to DUNK on your COLONIAL PAST, should you take any PR steps PRESENTLY to alter your FUTURE monetization of the monarchy?

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