If You Would’ve Told Me

Joe and Emily take a ChatGPT-fueled trip through what makes New Jersey famous. We debate accents, argue about skorts, and dive into the weirdest news stories - including dog pee drug tests, pole dancing military wives, and the horror movie idea you never knew you needed. It’s Brutal & Beautiful, Jersey style.

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Joe and Emily ask ChatGPT what it knows about their podcast, dive into the weird world of AI therapy, and unpack foodie calls, bro code drama, and TSA crotch scans. Plus, going viral for the wrong reasons, handling trolls, and why unsolicited robot validation might be all we need.

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Joe and Emily go from bald heads to betrayal bombs — literally. Joe shares how he lost his hair, got his mole flicked at Dunkin’ Donuts, and embraced the bald life. Emily opens up about her undercut era, bad haircuts, and questionable dye jobs.

Then they dive into a viral cheating callout at a birthday party, TikTok scandals, and the weirdest stuff Americans do (like dipping pizza in ranch). Plus: sleep hacks, chaotic dreams, and Portuguese grandma-approved desserts.
You’re gonna love this one.

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Would you move to a remote island for €84K? Joe and Emily explore real relocation offers from around the world—then spiral into hilarious fast food rankings 🍔, a $4,000 Dumb Dumb lollipop disaster 🍭, and why White Castle might cause mild depression 😅.

Also in this episode:
🎨 Bob Ross documentaries & true crime
📚 Classic literature that actually woos people
🎤 The 30-minute stand-up special trend
🎉 Birthday plans, scallops, and cigar lounges

Hit play for travel talk, comedy debates, food cravings, and total chaos—in the best way.

This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily dive into “Would You Rather,” play a few rounds of F, Marry, Kill, and discuss whether two comedians dating is a good idea—or a disaster waiting to happen. We also unpack the internet’s favorite overused line: “And I felt that.”

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This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily talk weird animal facts like Orca whales and their fishy fashion sense, milking cockroaches, and stories about gambling losses and bombing on stage. It’s a wild mix of laughs, cringe, and random knowledge you didn’t know you needed.🎧 Subscribe & Listen nowEmail us at [email protected] Follow, Rate, & Review!Full video available on Spotify & YouTubeFollow @⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@ifyouwouldvetoldme⁠ ⁠https://www.instagram.com/ifyouwouldvetoldme⁠ ⁠https://www.facebook.com/ifyouwouldvetoldmeSubscribe to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/ifyouwouldvetoldmeVisit my webpage:http://www.joefernandes.netFollow me on Facebook:Facebook.com/joefernandescomedyFollow me on Instagram:Instagram.com/joefernandes

This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily talk therapy, relationships, and how do you know when you've met “The One”? Sometimes… ya just know.

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In this episode, we revisit the Netflix doc The Tinder Swindler and explore the question: Should you ever loan someone money in a relationship? Where's the line between trust and manipulation? We also discuss writing and developing ideas. Join us for a candid conversation on love, red flags, and the power of putting pen to paper.

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In this episode of If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe & Emily talk the early days of the internet and meeting people in AOL chat, phone addiction, concert stories, news stories, and more!

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This week on If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily talk travel. From dream destinations to the ways travel can shift your mindset, they explore why getting away might just be the ultimate form of therapy.

Plus, they unpack some news stories about travel pet peeves.

It’s all on the itinerary.

Grab your carry-on and come escape with us.

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