If You Would’ve Told Me

If You Would’ve Told Me

By Joe FernandesComedy
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If You Would’ve Told Me episodes

  • Sleepwalk

    In this episode of If You Would’ve Told Me, we dive into the wild world of sleepwalking—from bizarre personal stories to the science behind why some of us go on midnight adventures without remembering a thing. Then, we shift gears to a different kind of autopilot: phone addiction. Why do we find ourselves mindlessly scrolling for hours? Is it rewiring our brains? And more importantly, how do we break free? Joe tells some childhood stories about his Dads house and the animals 🐖 🦜 🐐 🐓 that lived there.

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    51 min
  • Mad Libs

    This week on If You Would've Told Me Podcast, Joe tries Mad Libs for the first time! We also talk comedy and scriptwriting, plus dive into some news stories—like coffee reducing death and women rocking fake baby bumps. Check it out!

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    46 min
  • A Comic Writes A Poem

    If you would’ve told us we’d be discussing a bizarre story involving cremation ashes, mapping out our travel bucket lists, and witnessing Joe’s one and only attempt at comedy poetry… well, we’d assume you know us pretty well.

    In this episode, we break down a truly strange ashes-related tale, share our biggest travel desires (because we need a getaway), and dive into the art of writing—whether it’s poetry, comedy, or whatever weird hybrid Joe just created. And of course, we round it out with another one-word improv session that still needs serious help.

    Chaos, creativity, and questionable poetry await!

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    59 min
  • Love, Dating & Divine Intervention

    In this episode of If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe & Emily discuss love, dating, and divine intervention 💫 We also dive into a strange obituary and another round of One-Word Improv. Tune in for laughs, deep thoughts, and maybe even a sign from the universe. 🎙️

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    1 hr 18 min
  • First Class Fancy Pants

    In this episode of If You Would’ve Told Me, Emily and Joe share some of their personal goals for the year, including fitness, travel, and personal growth. They talk dream travel destinations on their radar, and break down a wild airplane story in the headlines.

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    59 min
  • Comedy & Bears

    On this episode of If You Would’ve Told Me, Joe and Emily talk about stand-up comedy and swap unforgettable stories of bombing on stage. Then, they shift gears to discuss bizarre and hilarious bear news stories.

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    1 hr 6 min
  • Christmas

    🎄 If You Would’ve Told Me Podcast with Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige

    In this holiday episode, Joe and Emily get into the Christmas spirit! They chat about their favorite holiday movies, family traditions, and some Christmas stories.
    🎧 Tune in and celebrate with us!


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    55 min
  • The Cello Episode

    🎙️ If You Would've Told Me Podcast with Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige

    In this episode, Joe and Emily share their experiences performing standup at country clubs. They also discuss a bizarre and somewhat tragic news story about a pet cremation gone wrong, leading to a deeper conversation about owning pets and the unique joy they bring to our lives.
    The episode takes a wild turn when they dive into some crazy Disney World news stories,. And Joe doesn’t remember a conversation about cellos that Emily insists they had. Can you guess who’s right?
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    1 hr 2 min
  • Thanksgiving Traditions

    On this weeks episode of If You Would've Told Me, Joe & Emily talk about Thanksgiving and some historically weird traditions. Please Follow, Rate, & Review!

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    52 min
  • Blerp It

    On this episode of If You Would've Told Me Podcast, Joe & Emily try one word improv, talk about writing, and tell stories.

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    1 hr 2 min

About If You Would’ve Told Me

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Joe Fernandes & Emily Paige bring you their new podcast where they will tell stories, read stories, and make up stories. Please subscribe! You can email us any stories to [email protected]