Well, episode 3 of The Bachelor took us to places that we didn’t really want to go to, and Some Guy in Austin and I break down some details and skip right past others. 

Of the topics we do discuss, we ask the questions:

What is Sarah’s deal, and is she coming back?Is Serena P. a front runner? Or is she too much of a fetus to truly appreciate the purpose of the show?Could Ashley Eyelashes not find any other pants in the world to wear?How many of these women write erotica as a side job?

We also recall the tale of when we both met Our Host Chris Harrison when he was signing his book in Austin. 

It was the best day. He smelled of worn leather, three fingers of honey bourbon, and adventure. 

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Here’s Matt James’ episode 3 recap!

And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!

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