Let me just say that digesting two hours of Bachelor in Paradise is a treat. I appreciate that the producers have condensed the episode into edible chunks of drama. They packed so much into 120 minutes! People are leaving left and right. Newbies are showing up with their fresh faces. Ladies crying buckets of tears.

Did I know Blake at the beginning? Nope.Was I sad for Tammy getting kicked off the island on her birthday? Sort of.Could I have done without whipped cream sucked off a dirty, sandy toe? Always.

Some Guy in Austin and I are back, my friends. We’ve cut the fat. We’ve separated the wheat from the chaff. And we’re here to discuss the important things you need to know.

Of course, there are some random things, too. You get that for free!

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HERE is the week 5 recap of Bachelor in Paradise.

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