Hello everyone!

You know, it seems like just yesterday, we met Michelle as she crashed Matt James’ party about three weeks into his season. Now the darling, athletic, lovable teacher with legs for days has shimmied into a mint green sparkly dress made from chainmail and is ready to find the love of her life among many dapper-looking, age-appropriate men.

In last week’s episode, Some Guy in Austin and I touted our front-runners. Then, using ABC biographies and Instagram accounts alone, we sifted through the roster, looking for individuals we thought had what it takes to make Michelle happy. Some of our choices were spot on. Others were major flops.

I’ve been recapping The Bachelor since 2003. You’d think after eighteen years, I could spot a Chach from a mile away. It turns out that is not the case.

I’m looking at you, Ice Cream Ryan. 

EPISODE NOTES:

Here’s the Bachelorette Michelle recap.

And here’s the link to our official Bachelorette Bracket we are playing with my favorite sports podcast, Last Night’s Game. I can’t wait!!!

Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!

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