Well, it’s finally happened. Bachelor Arie is back and his ladies have officially been announced.

I couldn’t be more excited. In keeping with tradition, Some Guy in Austin and I break down the cast one-by-one, based on information we’ve gathered from their profiles. Join us as we try to figure out how we are going to tell all the Laurens apart. And giggle with us like adolescent school children at the very end. You will hear some silence, but just roll with it. That’s us not being able to breathe because we are laughing so hard.

Are you ready for Janu-Arie?

I am. Bring on the brick walls.