Hello everyone!

We've reached fantasy suite week, and lo and behold, our girl Charity decides to do some forgoing. Some Guy in Austin and I break down everything you need to know, including:

Did Xavier self-sabotage his date? Or is he a moron?

Is this Joey's journey to lose?

If given the option, would Fiji water be your choice as the best of all bottled waters?

Can Dotun be any cuter, and how badly will his heart be broken at the end of this?

Is Charity a real-life Barbie doll?

What will our golden bachelor Gerry compare relationships to?

Hint: Some Guy has a theory, and it makes me snort-laugh. You're gonna love it.

EPISODE NOTES:

Click HERE to read my Bachelorette Charity recap from hometowns.

Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet!

Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data!

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