Hello, everyone!

I am a professional, and I think that it is only fair that I apologize to Double N Jenn for poking fun at the way she pronounced Melbourne, Australia when she lifted her flute of champagne to “cheers” that her boys would be foregoing any stateside nonsense in lieu of an adventure down under. Apparently, the locals do pronounce it “Mel-bun.” 

Jenn, you have my sincerest apologies. I’ll never doubt you again. Instead, I’ll pose a serious question: How many beige ostriches had to be plucked to make your sleeved pashmina? I’m guessing twelve. 

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