We are halfway through Bachelor Arie’s journey to find love and the only thing anyone cares about at this point is Krystal’s nodes and Baby Bekah’s marijuana farming job.

It was a full episode of various dates in Paris — the perfect place to fall in love. And the perfect place for the ABC censor guys to drop in all sorts of black modesty boxes. To these brave people, I say THANK YOU.

For those of you who live in or near Houston, come to my book launch happy hour on Monday, February 12! I’ll be there, and so will Some Guy in Austin. We’d love to meet you!

Now for the SHOW NOTES!

Baby Bekah has moved on from her nanny gig

We love the Moulin Rouge soundtrack, including “Lady Marmalade!”

You need a visual of The Hooded Claw

Bachelor Recap: Arie Week 6

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