Hello, everyone!

Bachelor in Paradise is BACK, and I’m here to tell you that I AM HERE FOR IT! Some Guy in Austin is still questioning the new format, but I am one hundred percent leaning into the chach factory that the new show runners have cooked up for us.

In this episode, we cover love matches, love triangles, and lost love. We also discuss ways the rejected boys could have done things differently, such as having a conversation, not being a dork, and calming down.

We’re looking at you, Hakeem. Bless your heart, my guy. Bless your heart.