This week, Allie and Sam cover two topics that weirdly have a lot to do with Heaven's Gate. First, Allie covers the weird world of Niche Insurance, and we ask which body part you'd want to insure. Next, Sam explains the plot of Cats, just so we can all understand the movie when it comes out. Grab some popcorn, watch out for aliens, and Stay Horrified!

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Today we're talking about two of the great romantic tragic tales in history: Alexander the Great and Four Loko. Both created sweeping empires that were cut short by the cruel savagery of time (or... the FDA, in one case). Join us as we bring you through the romance and tragedy of epic Bi-Con ATG, and recount the equally historically significant tales of frat boys vomiting all night in midwestern college dorms. Go refill your water bottle for once and stay horrified.

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To kick off the spookiest time of the year, Allie takes us through the on and off set horror of the 1973 classic The Exorcist. Then, Sam talks about the real horror of youth trends with a look a vaping. Eat some pea soup, pass along the Juul, and Stay Horrified!

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How will your two favorite ladies on I'm Horrified find ways to dive into controversy this week? Well, maybe it's by talking about the wildly divisive nuances of "PC culture", but probably its by discussing the mysterious history of an old wooden ship built in 1861. That's right. we're making a huge mistake and talking about Shane Gillis. We're already exhausted. Do like an hour of meditative breathing exercises and stay horrified.

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This week we're pulling no punches and talking about two events with the greatest impact to American morale in the nation's history: Lincoln's assassination and the GOT finale. Well, not really Lincoln's asassinaton- more like the two guests they had at "Our American Cousin" and how one of them went bonkers. Also, Sam discusses what Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, and Game of Thrones all have in common: a terrible, series-ruining ending. Cancel your HBO subscription and stay horrified.

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Where is D.B. Cooper? Why do we keep pennies around when they are so useless? Allie and Sam don't know the answer to either of these questions, but they sure are ready to yell about them. Grab a parachute, fight against Big Zinc, and Stay Horrified!

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This week, Allie and Sam tackle a political scandal with serious repercussions, and also a teen trend that's sweeping the internet. Join them as they deep dive into the drama between Kathy Griffin and Donald Trump, and then feel very old as they define what exactly a VSCO girl is. Turn off the internet entirely, and Stay Horrified!

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We're back from vacation and ready to take you terrors to new heights! Join us as we delve into the murky and government controlled landscape of DNA Genealogy testing through services such as 23andMe and AncestryDNA. Turns out, all of our DNA is going straight to the U.S. Government for testing and cloning purposes! Just kidding, but honestly who knows. Also, explore the scientifically engaging and possibly fake condition known as Foreign Accent Syndrome. Finally, an answer to why Gwyneth Paltrow has been so annoying. Pull out your family trees and stay horrified!

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This week, Allie and Sam tackle two topics that fall of the horrifying end of the spectrum. First, Allie deep dives into the causes and effects of America's Opioid Epidemic. Next, Sam talks about Gloria Vanderbilt, who went through a lot of horrifying stuff to live a pretty good life. Grab a comfort object, take a drink, and Stay Horrified. TW: This episode contains description of suicide.

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This episode, Allie and Sam stay firmly in their lanes. Listen as Sam finally delivers a definitive ranking of the deaths of Henry of VIII's wives. Prepare yourself for Allie's run down of mediocre Disney live action remakes past, present, and future. And as always, be ready to Stay Horrified.

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