There are a few things that we as upright citizens cannot stand for: The marginalization of the queer community by religious zealots, and the fact that no one seems to realize that Leonardo DiCaprio only date 20 year olds. First on the chopping block is Ted Haggard, who had a little incident in 2006 that was totally out of the blue and no one could have predicted it. The second person we're taking to task is Leo, who seems to be magically forbidden from dating women outside the age confines of 18-25; there's a chart and everything! Lift your hands to the lord and stay horrified.

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Today we tackle the two most culturally relevant topics of recent times: Streaming Services and the McDonalds McRib. How many Netflix's and Hulu's will we have to pay for come 2020? What IS the meat product used to construct the miniature rack of ribs in the infamous McRib sandwich? Theres a lot to sort through this episode but don't worry, we'll do it all together. Grab a few extra packets of ketchup and stay horrified.

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Get ready for the sexiest episode of this anxious podcast yet! This week, Allie and Sam learn about two historical hos: Mata Hari and Wallis Simpson. These two ladies have a lot in common (allegedly banging German spies), with some important differences. Prepare to be scared and horny, and as always Stay Horrified!

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This week we're tackling one of the most prolific murders of the 1990's and also the prevailing theme of American Pie (1999). First, we break down the highly publicized trial of the Menendez Brothers, an infamous case of murder, wealth, and abuse that is far more complex than history has remembered it. After that, we decide virginity as a concept is irrelevant. You're welcome.

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What's the only thing worse than murder? Baby Murder! What's the only thing worse than shipping? Problematic Shipping! Allie and Sam tackle both this week on an episode that will have you asking, "Why would they pair these things together?" Log on to FanFiction.net, be grateful you aren't living in the Victorian age, and Stay Horrified!

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Is there anyone in the world who hasn't, at one point, been disappointed by Ryan Murphy? Well we sure have and we're here to talk about it. Join us for a dissection of the 2009-2015 Fox TV series "Glee", a series that had an incredibly promising pilot but ultimately turned into a slow-moving exploitative car crash of media. Taking us on this journey is Raina Deerwater, queer media icon and host of "Theres Nothing Ironic About Show Choir", the preeminent podcast for all things Glee. Start your vocal warm ups now and stay horrified.

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This week we're looking forward to being censored by the Russian Government as well as the New Jersey Deparmtent of Carnival and Amusement Ride Safety! First up, Putin- the man, the myth, the former KGB agent who has plunged Russia into a new age of tyranny. Also, we discuss the deadly 1980's theme park Action Park in a segment inspired by the brilliant youtube series "Defunctland". Be sure to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times while you stay horrified.

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We recorded this entire episode and it turned out our audio was muddled garbage. So this is our second best attempt to capture the horror of Jamestown and The Avatar: The Last Airbender Movie. We tried.

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This week we're going macro to micro, from the unyielding destruction of humanity to one shitty dude. Join us as we discuss the horrific implications of nuclear fallout, including social and environmental consequences. We know we aren't politicians or anything, but we really don't see the need for all these nukes, world! Also we discover that Roald Dahl was a dickface. There's something here for everyone.

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Today Allie and Sam take on pollution and misogyny! Well, specifically straws and men in love with Natalie Portman but baby steps are important. Get ready for an epic journey that will travel from Ancient Mesopotamia to Harvard University. Pack your reusable utensils, say something nice about Jar Jar Binks, and Stay Horrified!

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