Is It Wet?

“You think you’re so cool cuz you can pee with your penis.” Time-Traveler’s-Wives and body-swapping teens, rejoice! Caitlin and Sophie enter the Schneiderverse with guest comedian, tarot reader, and all-around creative, Antonio Morales to discuss the 2002 comedy, The Hot Chick. You’ll learn to be a better person through the power of a bag full of nachos, split-second Michelle Branch cameos, and places you can put your weed. You can follow Antonio for more laughs and tarot readings @antoniomorales_1.

“I know you want me so bad it’s like acid in your mouth.”  It’s a 50-year storm, baby, and FBI agents-turned-anarchist surfers, Sophie and Caitlin, take a leap of faith and brotherhood into the transcendental, shimmering wake of Kathryn Bigelow’s magnum opus action film, Point Break (1991). Vaya con wetness, listeners.

“I just came through your jump scar.” Globe-hopping, nihilist condominium owners, Sophie and Caitlin, get yanked into the leathery, flight world of the sci-fi action film, Jumper (2008).

“Don't pop a blood vessel, you little penis.” Limey, heart-pounding hitmen with hearts of gold, Sophie and Caitlin, try to keep their adrenaline pumping long enough to survive the sweaty whiplash of the 2006 action film, Crank.

“Welcome to hell. Now, recreate the soup.” Anthropomorphic, gastronomically-inclined rodents, Sophie and Caitlin, feast all their senses on the weird, bubbling sewer of the animated body horror classic, Pixar’s Ratatouille (2007). Our deepest condolences to all our zillennial listeners, for whom this movie is for some reason their Shrek.

“Mud is still mud no matter how small you are.” Nearly microscopic, reluctant neighbors, Sophie and Caitlin, traverse the muddy, bizarre backyard of the 1989 science fiction comedy classic, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Prepare for child gods, the 80’s Moranis Panic, and the podcast being ¼ inch smaller than it usually is.

“If my best friend keeps his farts from me, what else Is he hiding from me? And why does that thought make me feel so alone?” Flatulent, shipwrecked comrades, Sophie and Caitlin, are joined once again by fellow comedian and Outlander superfan, Marisa, as they ride the gaseous corpse of the 2016 surreal comedy, Swiss Army Man. You can follow Marisa on twitter @mj_borregine but, again, NOT if you’re part of a ragtag crew of lovable misfits.

A celebration of the truly wettest, shiniest, gloppiest moments in cinema, and all of the episodes of this podcast recorded since last year's Wet Oscars. We hope you enjoy the second annual Wet Oscars, presented by Is It Wet? We love you, listeners!

“We thought you was a toad!” Dusty, crooning fugitives from all things dry, Sophie and Caitlin, get flooded by the greasy, sepia-toned deluge of the Coen Brothers’ O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) Spoilers for Homer’s The Odyssey, the love letters of James Joyce, and the series finale of Supernatural.

“You know, I heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck.” Freeballing, poet-warriors, Sophie and Caitlin, sweep their eyeballs off the floor and get their throats–and hearts–ripped out by the pinnacle of cinematic achievement and Sam Elliot-based eroticism: Road House (1989).