Is It Wet?

“No matter how much he cries, no matter how much he begs, never feed him after midnight.” Mischievous little guys, Sophie and Caitlin, stay up, get wet, and shine a bright light on the clammy pupa of Gremlins (1984).

“All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.” In the Season 2 premier, sexy, jet-setting replicants, Sophie and Caitlin, hop on the attack ship on the shoulder of Orion, watch C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate and slurp up the rainy ramen of the 1982 classic, Blade Runner.

“Ducts? Why is it always ducts?” In the dramatic season 1 finale of Is it Wet?, Sophie and Caitlin pretend to know what they’re doing and ride the slime wormhole into the wacky, chrome spaceship of Galaxy Quest (1999). Do androids dream of Corbin Bleu’s oft-translated Wikipedia pages? Should Stuart Little be played during all children’s medical procedures? Would Hitch make a good guide to the galaxy? The answers to these questions AND MORE in this gloopy, interstellar episode.

“Daddy’s gotta go to work.” Muscle-bound, oil-slick car hunks, Sophie and Caitlin, live their lives one quarter mile at a time and parachute into the 2015 Vin Diesel masterpiece, Furious 7. Flex out of any medically-necessary devices, grab a case of Corona, and unnecessarily get into the vehicle of this glistening, revved-up episode.

“I'm in a man, I'm in a strange man…” In this episode, microscopic organ explorers, Sophie and Caitlin, are joined by fellow comedian and musician, TJ, to publicly disgrace themselves and get injected into the 1987 science fiction comedy, Innerspace. Grab a splash of Southern Comfort, $128,000 worth of groceries, and set a course for the mouth of this tacky, flappy episode. You can follow TJ at tjreynolds.net.

“You lewd, crude, rude bag of pre-chewed food dude.” Workaholic 90’s lawyers, Sophie and Caitlin, miss your baseball game to take a hit of fairy dust and fly to the whimsical, greasy island of Hook (1991). Be prepared for Steven Spielberg thirst traps, unnecessary Phil Collins cameos, and all the bang you can rang in this sqwudgy, gloopy episode.

“We’ll be lost in limbo until our brains turn to scrambled egg.” Highly skilled extractors, Sophie and Caitlin, take on one last job and get dropped into the splashy, crumbling dreamscape of Christopher Nolan’s Inception (2010). Is this all a dream? How do our subconscious thoughts influence who we are? Was LMFAO’s Party Rock Anthem directly responsible for the general public’s acceptance of Inception’s non-linear storytelling? Find out in this mind-bendingly soggy episode.

“I’ve got four million dollars stuffed in a goddamn computer.” Spectral spectators, Caitlin and Sophie, run their fingers tenderly through the slick, globby mess of the 1990 supernatural romance, Ghost. Pour yourself some shirt coffee (seductively), commit some beyond-the-grave financial fraud (vengefully), and get dragged to hell in this gleaming, metaphysical episode.

“This is the most fun I’ve had without lubricant.” In this episode, judgmental serial killers, Sophie and Caitlin, make a minor mistake and wake up chained to the grimy, dank bathroom of the 2004 horror classic, Saw. Learn the therapeutic power of the reverse bear trap, the complex mechanics of amateur tricycle puppetry, and make sure you fully enjoy this grungy, squalid episode (or else).

“You think you can get me to a hospital? I think I broke my ass!” In this episode, fry cook besties, Caitlin and Sophie, get shark-poisoned by nostalgia and climb into the thick, strawberry jacuzzi of the 1997 Nickelodeon classic, Good Burger. Grab your favorite dude, a hearty dose of Triampathol, and let us take your order in this squeaky, leaky episode.