Is It Wet?

“Throw on your slob and meet me at the beach in 12 minutes.” Quirky, emotionally-repressed aquanauts, Sophie and Caitlin, dive into the roiling, luminescent sea of Wes Anderson’s The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004).

“I’ve got a hole for you!” Quantum-manipulating, skateboarding enemies of the state, Sophie and Caitlin, warp into the shimmery, Y2K science fiction comedy, Clockstoppers (2002).

“Put that magic jump on me/ Slap that baby make him free…” Ball-juggling, baby-tossing goblin kings, Sophie and Caitlin, race against the melting clock to untangle the glittery, whimsical knot of Jim Henson’s Labyrinth (1986).

“The boat that cost me a thousand Gs of go-juice?” For the 50th Episode Special, piss-drunk, sea-sick drifters, Sophie and Caitlin, admit their own hubris and launch a jet-ski over the burning tanker of Waterworld (1995).

“Warm milk? Gross.” Sleep-deprived, terrorized teens, Sophie and Caitlin, get swallowed into the bloody, soggy dreamscape of the 1984 horror classic, A Nightmare on Elm Street.

“This may be painful for a mortal. You're still attached to your skin.” Desperate vampire groupies, Sophie and Caitlin, sink their Party City fangs into the leathery, nu-metal nightmare of the 2002 cult classic, Queen of the Damned.

"You give me such a wettie." #Foxtober continues on the podcast as glam, boy-killing demons, Sophie and Caitlin, squeeze into the sparkly, gore-spattered Juicy Couture tracksuit of the 2004 comedy horror film, Jennifer's Body.

“I’m gonna hand Turnbull your balls in a snuffbox.” Surly, steampunk bounty hunters, Sophie and Caitlin, wake the dead husk of the 2010 western superhero film, Jonah Hex, and demand answers for its many crimes. This episode is made to be heard exclusively by the descendants of John Malkovich in 100 years.

“That man's got a beautiful telephone voice.” Beautiful Y2K assassins, Sophie and Caitlin, accept a mission from a disembodied voice and slip into the bedazzled lycra bodysuit of 2000’s Charlie’s Angels. This episode is brought to you by the #CastCrispinGloverasWaluigiNow campaign.

“Wheel this meat out of here.” Blue cat-people, Sophie and Caitlin, draw inspiration from every podcast ever and shloop into the vacuous, shimmery, and cerulean meat casing of James Cameron’s Avatar (2009).