Is It Wet?

“I'm a businessman. Blood is a big expense.” Sweaty gabagoolians, Sophie and Caitlin, accept an offer they can’t refuse and ambush the slow-moving, exploding car of the 1972 classic, The Godfather.

“It was you who found my fingers. There was mustard on them.” Aquatic romantics, Sophie and Caitlin, plug up all their bathroom holes and immerse themselves in the dripping, viridian world of 2017’s The Shape of Water. Pop in a boiled egg, head to your nearest flooded movie theater, and sink into the briny tub of this episode.

A celebration of the truly wettest and gloppiest moments in cinema, and all of the episodes of this podcast recorded over the last year. This has been a joy to produce and we hope you enjoy the first annual Wet Oscars, presented by Is It Wet? We love you, listeners!

“It looks like we're up chocolate creek without a Popsicle stick!” In this episode, subversively sexy ogres, Caitlin and Sophie, are joined by fellow comedian and Shrexpert, Bailey, in falling accidentally in love with the glimmery swamp that is Shrek 2 (2004). Get ready to deeply disappoint your parents, adopt your enemies into your found family, and storm the gates of this weird and frothy episode. You can follow Bailey at @baillerinaa on Instagram.

“They have no gizzards to be impaired by the power of the flecks.” Diehard Ga’Hooligans, Sophie and Caitlin, prepare to be moonblinked into the lush, feathery universe of Zack Snyder’s magnum opus children’s film, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’Hoole (2010).This episode is presented with slow-motion owl fights, excellent Australian accents, and the vengeful ghost of Ayn Rand in order to preserve the integrity of Zack Snyder’s vision.

“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.” In this episode, mindless mall rats, Sophie and Caitlin, land a chopper in the gushing, necrotic zombie classic, Dawn of the Dead (1978). It’s the end of the world and there is only one thing left to do: consume this episode (and get your blood pressure checked).

“Like a turd in the wind…” In this episode, disgraced journalists, Sophie and Caitlin, look for love within themselves while being infected by the gooey mess of the 2018 superhero and romantic comedy film, Venom. Tuck into a marshmallow lobster with a side of live eel while you slither into this rip-roaringly sludgy episode. Please send any complaints about this episode and/or Symbrock fanart via https://www.cruz.senate.gov/?p=form&id=16.

“But if his love isn’t pure, she’ll turn into sea foam.” In this episode, quirky sea wizards, Sophie and Caitlin, plunge into the iridescent, technicolor bubble of Studio Ghibli’s Ponyo (2008). Prepare for David Bowie dads and crystal healing moms, a very rough understanding of what a goldfish looks like, and HAM in this briney, shiny episode.

“Well, we’ll always have Mars...” In this week’s episode, 1970s cash-strapped NASA employees, Sophie and Caitlin, show up at your door and offer you the ominous moral quandary that is 2009’s The Box. If you really think about it...this slippery, trippy episode is just a box for our words housed in the box of your device all within the box that traps us in this reality….

“Why is yogurt so difficult!?” In this double bee-ture, smitten apiarists, Sophie and Caitlin, embark on an ill-advised, interspecies romance covering both Bee Movie (2007) and Wild Mountain Thyme (2020). If you like jazz, are 8% Irish, or Planet Earth gets you in the mood, you’ll love this wildly drizzly episode. Board the Aer Lingus flight to...the Bee Movie Cinematic Universe!