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“Please leave your Shibby at the beep.” In this episode, slacker himbos Sophie and Caitlin wake up in an apartment full of pudding cups and tune their continuum transfunctioners to the 2000 stoner comedy, Dude, where’s my car? Wrap yourself in bubble wrap and matching track suits and drop into this truly shibby episode. For complaints about this episode please email us at freakincage.com.

“Sometimes to create, one must first destroy.” In this week’s episode, misanthropic hot robots Sophie and Caitlin vomit awaken from their cryo-sleep chambers into Ridley Scott’s 2012 science fiction horror film, Prometheus. Turn your nervous system up to 40, grab a smoking black cylinder of goo, and for the love of Xenomorph Jesus KEEP YOUR HELMET ON during this mystifyingly slithery episode.

“You’re a freakin’ protoplasmic head!” In this week’s episode, estranged meddling kids, Sophie and Caitlin, take the pop-punk plane to the Spooky Island that is 2002’s live-action Scooby-Doo. There comes a time when every podcast must reckon with the existence and inexorable legacy of Scrappy-Doo and it seems our number is up. Grab a Scooby Snack and a mustard sundae and strap in for a flatulent and heaving episode.

“I'm gonna be a naughty vampire god!” Prepare to hang onto our leather-clad bodies and be yeeted out of the window into the slippery, bloody world of the 2000 superhero action horror classic, Blade. Get your vampire SPF 1000 and a licensed hematologist and enjoy this episode in your water-filled underground mansion.

“Freeze those knees my chickadees” because in this week’s episode intergalactic radio hosts, Sophie and Caitlin, swan-dive into the flying taxi cab that is the 1997 Sci-Fi movie, The Fifth Element. Make sure you have your multipass, your neon orange crop top for men, and a strong antacid before flying over to the Fhloston Paradise that is this episode.

“You fill me with inertia...” In this week’s episode, Faustian rubes, Sophie and Caitlin, make an ill-advised wish and accidentally discuss both the 1967 comedy, Bedazzled, and the 2000 remake. Grab a Frobisher & Gleason Raspberry-Flavored Ice Lolly and relax in your dance floor hot tub to this plasticky double feature.

“Hot noodles made of poodles on a slice of garden hose...and a rather smelly jelly made of armadillos’ toes”. In this week’s episode, Sophie and Caitlin are joined by fellow comedian, Marisa, as they crawl headfirst into the stop-motion peach orifice of the 1996 musical fantasy, James and the Giant Peach.  You can follow Marisa on twitter @mj_borregine as long as you are not a member of a heartwarming, rag-tag group of misfits.

“Sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest.” In this episode, precocious child witches, Sophie and Caitlin, get on a magic school bus and fly into the 1998 Disney Channel Original Movie, Halloweentown. If you look like a skeletal cab driver or the guy from those apple commercials, PLEASE DM US!

“What's happening to me? Am I dying?”  In this episode, reputed science journalists, Caitlin and Sophie, learn the way of the flesh and take a deep, penetrating dive into the plasma pool of David Cronenberg’s 1986 body horror classic, The Fly. Grab a bottle of champagne, a glazed donut, and recklessly get into this pod!

“I could spit grease!” In this week’s episode, 30-year-old teenagers, Caitlin and Sophie, drive backward into the ooze of the 1958 B-movie, The Blob. It crawls… it creeps.. It’s mostly stationary! Spoiler warning for Hereditary and The Vampire Diaries-- oh, and I guess The Blob too.