Is It Wet?

“And it'll wake you up and cure your aching / Take your walls and start 'em breaking...” In this episode, mediocre showmen, Sophie and Caitlin, are joined by fellow comedian and resident himbo, Jesse, to discuss the glittery, infectious miasma of the 2017 movie musical, The Greatest Showman. Put on a top hat, forget historical accuracy, and get ready to be empowered by the bullshit platitudes of this gleaming episode! You can follow Jesse on Twitter and Instagram at @Jesse_Dro

“Oh what a day! What a lovely day!” In this episode, Imperators Sophie and Caitlin spray their mouths silver and barrel face-first into the blood and sand storm of the 2015 post-apocalyptic masterpiece, Mad Max: Fury Road. Steal a truck full of breast milk, friendship, and liberation from the patriarchal bogs that ensnare us all and WITNESS US in this shiny and chrome episode.

“A bird may love a fish, seniore, but where would they live?” On this special Valentine’s Days episode, marxist pixie dream peasants, Sophie and Caitlin, adorn themselves in body glitter and fairy wings and crash the 1998 romantic drama, Ever After. Give your servants (and dialect coach) the day off and bring anything you can carry into this shimmery, incandescent episode.

Is It Wet? now has a Patreon! Go to patreon.com/isitwet to support the podcast and access bonus content! This week on the pod we shout out some of our goopiest Brundlefans, Blockhead and Momo! Blockhead and Momo, make sure you check out the end of our episode for a special jingle just for you!

“Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.” In this episode, hopeless romantics and Spiderman-3 scholars, Sophie and Caitlin, get flushed down the giant toilet of 1994’s The Mask. Content warning for discussion of sexual assault at 56:30.

“Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!” In this episode, sexy, yet archealogically reckless librarians, Sophie and Caitlin, awaken an ancient, bisexual power within the oozing sarcophagus of the 1999 action movie, The Mummy. Grab an ancient tome, your favorite pair of eyes, and get on this capsized river boat of an episode!

Is It Wet? now has a Patreon! Go to patreon.com/isitwet to support the podcast, access bonus monthly minisodes, vote on wet movies/topics we discuss, and more!

“I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.” In this episode, anatomical public servants, Sophie and Caitlin, catch a ride on the vascular highway to the gross and wondrous world of 2001’s live action/animated classic, Osmosis Jones. Grab a polluted oyster, a vomit bucket, and an unlikely pharmacological friend and ooze into this episode!

“It’s not bro time, it’s showtime.” In this episode, sensitive hunks, Sophie and Caitlin slide, into the frozen yogurt truck of healthy male comradery and glistening abs that is 2015’s dance-comedy-drama, Magic Mike XXL. Throw out your old costumes, dry-hump a power tool, and find a routine that allows you to self-actualize in this sweaty, steamy episode.

Is It Wet? now has a Patreon! Go to patreon.com/isitwet to support the podcast, access bonus monthly minisodes, vote on wet movies/topics we discuss, and more!

“God, it's like a bad movie.” In this episode, small-town shark hunters Sophie and Caitlin are joined by comedian, writer, and performer, BJ Jeranyama, to discuss the Syfy Channel’s 2016 horror movie, Dam Sharks. Soak your ugg boots in river water and blood, forget what you think an actual shark looks like and zipline into this campy, biting corporate retreat of an episode. 

You can find BJ at BJeranyama.com, on Twitter @BJeranyama and on Instagram @B.Jeranyama. As of the publication of this episode, BJ still has yet to acquire a Playstation 5. We will keep you posted.

Hey listeners! We took a week off of recording and editing for the holidays but we'll be back next Monday, kicking off the new year with special guest, BJ Jeranyama, and 2016's Syfy original movie, Dam Sharks.

In lieu of an episode, we have a big announcement! Is It Wet? is launching a Patreon where you can support the show and access extra drippy content! To celebrate, you're invited to a live, virtual event with us and ControlAltDeath on Twitch!

Join us Tuesday, January 5th at 10pm on twitch.tv/benmonstertv where Sophie and Caitlin will goop up the set of ControlAltDeath and talk about 2008's sopping wet horror film, Repo: The Genetic Opera with Gabe and Ben Monster! We'll talk more about the Patreon and other fun things we have planned for the future of Is It Wet? during the episode. See you there!

“Passengers, this is not a shoe. This is disorder. This is size ten chaos.” It’s the dance of the dueling snow trains! On this special holiday episode, tail-sectioners, Sophie and Caitlin, board the merry dystopian trains of both the children’s stop-motion fantasy, The Polar Express (2004) and Bong Joon-Ho’s surreal masterpiece, Snowpiercer (2013). All you have to do is believe (in overthrowing the bourgeoisie!) This podcast will be voiced exclusively by Tom Hanks.

We want to be very clear: The Polar Express is a prequel to Snowpiercer. They are the same train.