Is It Wet?

“Just think of all the ways that you can decorate a hole.”  It’s a Don Bluth double-feature as Caitlin and Sophie are joined by fellow comedian and Shia Labeouf’s roomate, Mark, to discuss Thumbelina (1994) and The Secret of Nimh (1982). Enjoy the sparkly existential terror--for kids! Check out Mark @content_you_don’t_need on Tik Tok and Instagram.

“Never send an adult to do a kid’s job.”  In this week’s episode, Caitlin and Sophie each wear two wigs and crash-land into Robert Rodriguez’ 2001 family comedy-action film, Spy Kids. Chew on this episode and hock it at your enemies. Disgustingly brought to you by Floop’s Fooglies and Machete Products.

“You don’t have any holes?” On this week’s episode, Caitlin and Sophie get unplugged and dive feet-first into the vat of goo that is the 1999 cyberpunk masterpiece, The Matrix. Is the belly button an orifice? Should you blow your film’s costume budget on bespoke sunglasses? Is the Matrix dial-up? Find yourself someone who looks like an oil slick and enjoy this unequivocally drippy episode.

In their pilot episode, Sophie and Caitlin present their Unified Theory of Wetness and what makes a piece of media WET. The great Waterworld controversy is addressed and a standing invitation is extended to Kevin Costner. Sophie name-drops mise-en-scene and Caitlin flaunts her QVC Mall of America acting credit. And don't forget: THIS ISN'T SEXUAL (mostly).