Chris Akin just crossed a line that would get anyone else banned for life. By exploiting a “God-fearing” YouTube karaoke singer’s desire to help the sick, the CMS has reached a new, hilarious low that has the phone lines screaming “Straight to Hell.” How far did Chris go with a fake story about a dying brother and a rare blood disease just to get a poorly sung Dokken cover? You have to hear Jeffrey C. Music’s “prayerful” dedication to realize exactly how twisted the Classic Metal Show truly is.

* (00:03:43) The “Unwitting Dupe”: Who is Jeffrey C. Music?

* (00:05:44) Chris Akin’s “Story of Woe”: The Fake Death of Wes

* (00:10:03) Praying for the Prank: Jeffrey Falls for the Scheme

* (00:10:56) Dokken “Alone Again”: The Most Brutal Karaoke Massacre Ever

* (00:18:43) “Straight to Hell”: Callers React to the Heinous Agenda

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