It Can’t Be That Bad

It Can’t Be That Bad

By Christian BaltazarComedyComedy Interviews
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It Can’t Be That Bad episodes

  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Amnesia Pills | Destroyer and Inquisitor
    BADDIES! The boys are back with more irrelevant topics, tangents and improv. They discuss shopping in Dad Closets, bling bling, old people activities and different ways to hold babies. Alejandro goes deep into the differences between crocodiles and alligators. Christian defends the hell out of his bullet necklace. The two do an improv scene about amnesia pills and later on, discuss fist names and ways to argue.
    Shoutouts!
     
    Take Your Shoes Off Podcast w/ Rick Glassman
    https://www.rickglassman.com
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYCGsNTvYxfkPkfQopRMP7w
    IG: @shoesoffpod
    IG: @rickglassman
     
    Christian's Mom
    IG: @rosemariebaltazar7
    40 min
  • Project Power (2020) | Drunk Sperm | Faded Thigh Hair
    Turn on, Tune in, and Drop out Baddies, we’re poppin pills for this one... POWER pills that is. No just kidding these pills keep the voices down. This week we watched the Netflix film Project Power (2020), starring Jamie Foxx, JGL, MgK, and Rodrigo Santoro. This film revolves around a can of soup and some pills that make you an animal(?) or gives you superpowers(?) we’re not too sure. But we did enjoy seeing an adult JGL. Alejandro ponders if he can put podcaster on his resume. And Christian has his laptop on the very edge of the table, you’ll have to check out our YouTube page to see it, but be warned, it is precarious.
     
    Check out our website at: https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    55 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Trump Can't Play Chess | Obese Cactus Sex
    Your favorite Zaddies are back with another banger, Baddies! They talk LimeWire, BearShare, and and various kinks including submissive masks and ball-stepping. They discuss Trump's inability to strategize and feel that he should get a haircut very much like LeBron James. They fear for Kanye West's potential presidency and do an improv scene about betrayal, heartbreak and infidelity. Christian talks about his overweight sexual past and Alejandro reveals how he wants to die.
     
    Shoutouts:
     
    Robert Glatzel (Room 208, Errheart)
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/robs_party/
    Room 208: https://solo.to/room_208
     
    Last Podcast on the Left
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/lpontheleft/
    Website: https://www.lastpodcastontheleft.com
     
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    46 min
  • The Tax Collector (2020) | Needless Chest Tattoos
    Grab ya guns, Baddies, we got work to do. Christian and Alejandro taste this spicy film written, directed, and produced by David Ayers, The Tax Collector (2020). Starring Shia LaBeouf’s tattoo, Bobby Soto, George Lopez, and even a sneaky little cameo from Brendan Schaub. Christian feeds his dogs spaghetti.  This movie is everything to Alejandro, and he makes no efforts to hide it. The boys posture the question what if David Ayers could be this violent in Suicide Squad. Christian learns Urkel’s first name and Alejandro wonders how difficult Daniel Day Lewis was on the set of Lincoln.
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    1 hr 5 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | WAP by Kidz Bop | Cardi B's G-String
    In this episode of Highly Irrelevant, the boys improvise a scene that takes place in the basement of a JC Penny's. They talk Fun Dip, the history of Pez dispensers, cultural superstitions, and the trickery of Amazon. Christian's mom puts garlic in her porridge. Alejandro talks about the scariest goblin that attacks you in your dreams. They reminisce on Ludacris' Fear Factor and Soulja Boy's game console, 'The Soulja Boy'.
     
    Shoutouts:
    L. Rucus
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/iamlrucus/
    YT: youtu.be/s6NJs2SfgU4
     
    WEPOC
    IG: https://www.instagram.com/wepoc_global/
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    44 min
  • Hot Rod (2007) | Marjonni Brown | Basketball Players are THICK
    The boys are joined by Marjonni Brown once again, but this time, to tackle the one, the only, Hot Rod (2007) starring Andy Samberg, Isla Fisher, Will Arnett, Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Jorma Taccone, Ian McShane, Sissy Spacek, and Chris Parnell. Christian can't read his own neon sign. Alejandro eats the neighbor's oranges and must find Waldo. Marjonni loves to yell the word, "BABE" just like Will Arnett and has a good library voice. They talk about thick Shaq and his new game on the Switch, and find out that Marjonni is the harshest critic of them all.
     
    Follow Marjonni Brown:
    @shotbymarjonni
    @akaZir0
    twitch.tv/akaZir0
     
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    59 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Marjonni Brown | Fudge Pops n' Fish Pops
    Marjonni Brown (akaZir0 on Twitch!) joins the boys on this latest episode of Highly Irrelevant. They improvise a scene where a waiter does EVERYTHING in the restaurant. Marjonni talks about his amazing lacrosse team and how he doesn't wear pants during streams. Alejandro almost joins the pole vaulting team but not as a pole vaulter. Christian is obsessed with Healthy Choice Fudge Bars. They talk standup versus improv, Shudder, and make fun of the Oscars.
     
    Follow Marjonni Brown:
    https://www.instagram.com/shotbymarjonni/
    https://www.instagram.com/akazir0/
    Follow him on Twitch: twitch.tv/akazir0
     
    Shoutouts:
     
    Healthy Choice (Fudge Bars)
    https://www.instagram.com/healthychoicebrand/
     
    DH Cadillac Tattoo Art
    https://www.instagram.com/dh_cadillac/
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    1 hr 5 min
  • 365 DNI (Days) (2020) | Juliet Perry | Horny Polish Boys
    Grab yourself a tall glass of ice cold water for this one baddies…not to drink but to pour on yourself after you watch this semi soft-core porn that slipped passed the censors at the Netflix offices. A secret guest joins the Boys and it’s long time friend Juliet Perry. 365 DNI (Days) is a film brought to the boys as if it was a piece of art meant for the likes of Da Vinci. And he should be jealous, as if aggressive sexual tension wasn’t enough, they also add a healthy dose of creative camera work in this Netflix film. Starring Michele Morrone (that’s the guy who not only steals the show, but the soundtrack as well), Anna-Maria Sieklucka, Blanka Lipinska, and Magdalena Lamparska this Polish film exploded onto our screens, and whether it was Tik Tok videos, weirdly open minded friends, or just the insanely long time we all have been locked inside due to the pandemic, either way, it is worth a watch. Together the three attempt to understand how this film is NOT considered porn. Chris, Mellissa, and Pogi are all there too but say little to nothing as they are still in shock as to what we all just watched together.
     
    Juliet Perry IG:
    https://www.instagram.com/juliet_farnsworth/
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    1 hr 11 min
  • ICBTB's Highly Irrelevant | Juliet Perry | Tilt n' Pee and The Alien Queen
    Juliet Perry joins the boys for a THIRD time, holding the record for  most reoccurring guest. Viewer and listener discretion is advised because it gets dirty in this one, Baddies. They discuss the many ways one can go pee and not miss. Juliet's flexibility helps her in the bathroom and she is given permission to use a urinal. Christian dives deep into his first conspiracy and doesn't think aliens will like him. Alejandro wants to be Abraham Lincoln. They talk sleep paralysis, improv (and also do a scene), The Mandalorian, and how to prevent premature defecation.
     
    Shoutouts:
     
    The Lion's Den Podcast
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-lions-den/id1493601563
     
    Salty Boheme Clothing and Boutique
    https://saltyboheme.com
     
    Birds Aren't Real Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/birdsarentreal/
     
    Chetamade Custom/Personalized Crafts
    https://www.instagram.com/chetamade/
     
    Follow Juliet Perry's Instagram
    https://www.instagram.com/juliet_farnsworth/
     
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    1 hr 8 min
  • Night at the Museum (2006) | Old Hogs n’ Wild Dogs w/ Otis Parker
    Otis Parker (@picsby_op) joins the boys once again for another episode, but this time to review Night at the Museum (2006) starring Ben Stiller, Robin Williams, Owen Wilson, Steve Coogen, Ricky Gervais, and Rami Malik. Paul Rudd is in it too as the mom’s douche boyfriend. Alejandro has a new breathing exercise and watches the wrong movie. Twenty dollars is at stake because of Otis’ dad. Christian preps for his upcoming open heart surgery. Otis sings the theme song and almost does a Sméagol impression. 
    Follow Otis’ photography on IG: @picsby_op
     
    Check out our website at:
    https://www.icbtb.com
     
    Rate and review us on Apple Podcasts:
    https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/it-cant-be-that-bad/id1470379470
     
    Or listen to us on Spotify:
    https://open.spotify.com/show/7FsYf47r7B8fyxgG9elgt9?si=o4k6CKcKS96N6k2t-_WBVw
    56 min

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Bay Area-based comedy podcast where host, Christian Baltazar, has conversations with creative minds, long-time friends, and anyone in between; oh, and they do an improv scene and/or freestyle rap at…