60 EPISODES WHAT?! The boys tackle and defend Small Soldiers (1998) starring Gregory Smith, Kirsten Dunst, Tommy Lee Jones, Phil Hartman, David Cross, Denis Leary, the cast of the Dirty Dozen and the cast of Spinal Tap. Christian throws down. Alejandro thinks he can beat Christian in a Throw Down Show Down. The boys are Thanos and the Hulk. Alejandro loves 7-11 food and has a tight bod. Christian looks good in a sweater from far away.

60 EPISODES WHAT?! The boys tackle and defend Small Soldiers (1998) starring Gregory Smith, Kirsten Dunst, Tommy Lee Jones, Phil Hartman, David Cross, Denis Leary, the cast of the Dirty Dozen and the cast of Spinal Tap. Christian throws down. Alejandro thinks he can beat Christian in a Throw Down Show Down. The boys are Thanos and the Hulk. Alejandro loves 7-11 food and has a tight bod. Christian looks good in a sweater from far away.

Miranda (Alejandro) and Charlotte (Christian) take a break from the real world and watch this delight, Sex and the City 2 (2010) starring the Fab Four, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrell, and Kristin Davis. Surprisingly the Boys have so much to say about this franchise, one that is not intended for them at all. The Boys also debut their idea for a new reality show “Rich Enough”.  And Christian thinks there’s hundreds of women who listen to this podcast. Alejandro thinks it’s closer to ten, yet thinks more people listen to this podcast whilst drinking a beer in the shower. Alice Eve has the smallest part in the movie yet the largest part in the podcast. And let us know if you can, in less than an hour, explain the entire franchise to us, you will get “Baddie of the Year” award. Bonus points to the Baddie who can explain how Ron White got a role in this film.

Miranda (Alejandro) and Charlotte (Christian) take a break from the real world and watch this delight, Sex and the City 2 (2010) starring the Fab Four, Sarah Jessica Parker, Cynthia Nixon, Kim Cattrell, and Kristin Davis. Surprisingly the Boys have so much to say about this franchise, one that is not intended for them at all. The Boys also debut their idea for a new reality show “Rich Enough”.  And Christian thinks there’s hundreds of women who listen to this podcast. Alejandro thinks it’s closer to ten, yet thinks more people listen to this podcast whilst drinking a beer in the shower. Alice Eve has the smallest part in the movie yet the largest part in the podcast. And let us know if you can, in less than an hour, explain the entire franchise to us, you will get “Baddie of the Year” award. Bonus points to the Baddie who can explain how Ron White got a role in this film.

Your favorite boys review and defend The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009) starring Jeremy Piven, Kathryn Hahn, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, James Brolin, Ed Helms, Ken Jeong, Jordana Spiro, Rob Riggle, Alan Thicke, Tony Hale, Craig Robinson, Will Ferrell, and so many more. Christian finally hugs his dad and wants to get his chest waxed. Alejandro sells pens and wears underwear that makes him feel big. Rob Riggle is Rob Ribble and Adam Driver is a whacky name. The boys sell M&M's and start a boy band.

Your favorite boys review and defend The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009) starring Jeremy Piven, Kathryn Hahn, Ving Rhames, David Koechner, James Brolin, Ed Helms, Ken Jeong, Jordana Spiro, Rob Riggle, Alan Thicke, Tony Hale, Craig Robinson, Will Ferrell, and so many more. Christian finally hugs his dad and wants to get his chest waxed. Alejandro sells pens and wears underwear that makes him feel big. Rob Riggle is Rob Ribble and Adam Driver is a whacky name. The boys sell M&M's and start a boy band.

Christian "I Can Grow a Mustache" Baltazar and Alejandro "I Can't Grow a Mustache" Middleton review and defend Mr. Right (2015) starring Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick, Tim Roth, and RZA. This the most distracted and whacky episode yet. Alejandro might see a doctor for 90 likes and hates his new pornstar name: AleXXXjandro. Christian might grow a mustache for 45 likes and calls himself Tommy Salami. The boys argue semantics for a while. They discuss the tastiest part of the body and enjoy meatloaf in the lungs. They summarize the movie in Russian and rap to weird beatboxing.

Christian "I Can Grow a Mustache" Baltazar and Alejandro "I Can't Grow a Mustache" Middleton review and defend Mr. Right (2015) starring Sam Rockwell, Anna Kendrick, Tim Roth, and RZA. This the most distracted and whacky episode yet. Alejandro might see a doctor for 90 likes and hates his new pornstar name: AleXXXjandro. Christian might grow a mustache for 45 likes and calls himself Tommy Salami. The boys argue semantics for a while. They discuss the tastiest part of the body and enjoy meatloaf in the lungs. They summarize the movie in Russian and rap to weird beatboxing.

Swing in for this one Baddies, Dig Bick Christian and Schlong Blong Alejandro peek at a film where Tom Hardy gets super powers. They watched Venom (2018), starring THE Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, and Jenny Slate. It’s happened Baddies... Fat Christian makes a return, even if it’s just for a brief, yet beautiful, moment. Alejandro still can’t remember birthdays and shaves his armpits and insists everyone should do the same. This episode is FULL of speculation from Alejandro so take most of it with a grain of salt... like most other #Alejandrofacts. Christian likes when his B.P.o.S. is a surprise for Alejandro. They discuss the terms finger gun and finger bang and dive deep into why villains are scary. Then by the end of the episode Alejandro talks himself out of liking this film.

Swing in for this one Baddies, Dig Bick Christian and Schlong Blong Alejandro peek at a film where Tom Hardy gets super powers. They watched Venom (2018), starring THE Tom Hardy, Michelle Williams, Riz Ahmed, and Jenny Slate. It’s happened Baddies... Fat Christian makes a return, even if it’s just for a brief, yet beautiful, moment. Alejandro still can’t remember birthdays and shaves his armpits and insists everyone should do the same. This episode is FULL of speculation from Alejandro so take most of it with a grain of salt... like most other #Alejandrofacts. Christian likes when his B.P.o.S. is a surprise for Alejandro. They discuss the terms finger gun and finger bang and dive deep into why villains are scary. Then by the end of the episode Alejandro talks himself out of liking this film.