It Can’t Be That Bad

The bangin' boys tackle the tear jerkin' Adam Sandler classic, Click (2006), starring the Sandman himself, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, Cameron Monaghan, Katie Cassidy, David Hasselhoff, Jonah Hill and Sean Astin. They break down their favorite moments in the film, whether they want a son or daughter, and discuss the importance of family. Alejandro talks about what makes him cry and Christian says he cries like a baby as well. The two then get real and the episode actually gets pretty deep. Oh also, they talk about how much they love Rob Schneider's character.

Baddies listen up here... even you reading this acting like you’re not a Baddie.. you are, YOU F*CKING ARE! Anyways, the boys are joined by David McEuen who brings the it ti the table not just the movie, Very Bad Things (1998), starring Christian Slater, Cameron Diaz, Jon Favreau, and Jeremy Piven. David also brings two notebooks full of notes. Listen as Alejandro and David go tit-for-tat on facts that have no relevance. Christian and Alejandro reminisce on the tall tale that Marilyn Manson could... well you know the rumor. Then Christian talks about the little boy underwear that Cameron Diaz wore in Charlie’s Angels.

Baddies listen up here... even you reading this acting like you’re not a Baddie.. you are, YOU F*CKING ARE! Anyways, the boys are joined by David McEuen who brings the it ti the table not just the movie, Very Bad Things (1998), starring Christian Slater, Cameron Diaz, Jon Favreau, and Jeremy Piven. David also brings two notebooks full of notes. Listen as Alejandro and David go tit-for-tat on facts that have no relevance. Christian and Alejandro reminisce on the tall tale that Marilyn Manson could... well you know the rumor. Then Christian talks about the little boy underwear that Cameron Diaz wore in Charlie’s Angels.

Bye bye Baddies, sorry but according to this film you’re all condemned now for even thinking about the Bye Bye Man’s name. Despite that the Boys are joined by the talented Rob Glatzel aka G-Money Honey as they review The Bye Bye Man starring Carrie-Anne MossDouglas Smith, Cressidra Bones, and Michael Trucco. This movie decides to follow a myth but take no time to explain it’s back story. Alejandro digs deeper and finds that the true story of the Bye Bye Man is way cooler than the movie itself. Rob reviles that he found this movie from a meme. And Christian is confused because they use a land line in 2017.

Bye bye Baddies, sorry but according to this film you’re all condemned now for even thinking about the Bye Bye Man’s name. Despite that the Boys are joined by the talented Rob Glatzel aka G-Money Honey as they review The Bye Bye Man starring Carrie-Anne MossDouglas Smith, Cressidra Bones, and Michael Trucco. This movie decides to follow a myth but take no time to explain it’s back story. Alejandro digs deeper and finds that the true story of the Bye Bye Man is way cooler than the movie itself. Rob reviles that he found this movie from a meme. And Christian is confused because they use a land line in 2017.

This film tickles them two ICBTB boys pink. Christian and Alejandro review the crown jewel of DC’s cinematic universe, Suicide Squad, directed by David Ayers, and starring Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Jared Leto, Jai Courtney, Viola Davis and Cara Delevingne. This movie is the reason people don’t like superhero films, and to be honest, it’s hard to tell if even the boys liked this one, Baddies. Christian compares Alejandro to Mark Wahlberg and he’s not wrong. Alejandro poses the question, does Will Smith’s characters make less money than real life Will Smith? But in every coal mine there’s a canary, and the canary for Suicide Squad is Jared Leto’s Joker… you read that right, the best part of this film is  Academy Award Winner, Jared Leto. The parts are greater than the whole in this film, thus Christian tries to sell his re-edit of this two hour film into a miniseries for Netflix.

This film tickles them two ICBTB boys pink. Christian and Alejandro review the crown jewel of DC’s cinematic universe, Suicide Squad, directed by David Ayers, and starring Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Jared Leto, Jai Courtney, Viola Davis and Cara Delevingne. This movie is the reason people don’t like superhero films, and to be honest, it’s hard to tell if even the boys liked this one, Baddies. Christian compares Alejandro to Mark Wahlberg and he’s not wrong. Alejandro poses the question, does Will Smith’s characters make less money than real life Will Smith? But in every coal mine there’s a canary, and the canary for Suicide Squad is Jared Leto’s Joker… you read that right, the best part of this film is  Academy Award Winner, Jared Leto. The parts are greater than the whole in this film, thus Christian tries to sell his re-edit of this two hour film into a miniseries for Netflix.

The Boys are joined by damsels not in distress, Juliet Farnsworth-Perry and Melissa Lopez. Together, they review Cats (2019), starring Francesca Hayward, Jennifer Hudson, Judi Dench, Revel Wilson, Ian McKellen, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, James Corden and Taylor Swift. This movie is absolutely CRAZY and we try our darndest to defend it. Juliet is sexually attracted to a humping cat and Melissa wins a competition. Christian explains cat physiology and Alejandro defines a hypotenuse. The boys think cartoon characters are THICCC and Juliet’s dad gives us a call.

The Boys are joined by damsels not in distress, Juliet Farnsworth-Perry and Melissa Lopez. Together, they review Cats (2019), starring Francesca Hayward, Jennifer Hudson, Judi Dench, Revel Wilson, Ian McKellen, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, James Corden and Taylor Swift. This movie is absolutely CRAZY and we try our darndest to defend it. Juliet is sexually attracted to a humping cat and Melissa wins a competition. Christian explains cat physiology and Alejandro defines a hypotenuse. The boys think cartoon characters are THICCC and Juliet’s dad gives us a call.

The Soy Boys defend the Garry Marshall classic, New Year's Eve (2011) starring every celebrity that has ever existed including Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker, Katherine Heigl, Robert De Niro, Lea Michele, Josh Duhamel, Jessica Biel, and Seth Meyers as just a FEW examples. The duo discuss Lizard People and start a new podcast called, 'Milk Talk with the Soy Boys'. Christian gets mad at Alejandro for puckering his lips. Alejandro doesn't really like this film or Halle Berry. The boys count down and croon their way out of this episode.