It Can’t Be That Bad

The Soy Boys defend the Garry Marshall classic, New Year's Eve (2011) starring every celebrity that has ever existed including Ashton Kutcher, Sarah Jessica Parker, Katherine Heigl, Robert De Niro, Lea Michele, Josh Duhamel, Jessica Biel, and Seth Meyers as just a FEW examples. The duo discuss Lizard People and start a new podcast called, 'Milk Talk with the Soy Boys'. Christian gets mad at Alejandro for puckering his lips. Alejandro doesn't really like this film or Halle Berry. The boys count down and croon their way out of this episode.

The team takes time to think about Gemini Man (2019) starring Will Smith, Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Clive Owen, and Benedict Wong. Alejandro posits the question... Does Will Smith actually make mostly bad films? Christian makes Alejandro laugh unexpectedly, it’s a “jebediah”. They ask Baddies to figure out Christian’s new catchphrase. Will Smith and Will Smith are acting up a storm here, like that one episode from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... the one with Will’s dad. Christian has to come clean to Alejandro about his relationship with James Bond. Alejandro wishes he was in charge of the marketing for this one and has the ideas to prove it.

The team takes time to think about Gemini Man (2019) starring Will Smith, Will Smith, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Clive Owen, and Benedict Wong. Alejandro posits the question... Does Will Smith actually make mostly bad films? Christian makes Alejandro laugh unexpectedly, it’s a “jebediah”. They ask Baddies to figure out Christian’s new catchphrase. Will Smith and Will Smith are acting up a storm here, like that one episode from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air... the one with Will’s dad. Christian has to come clean to Alejandro about his relationship with James Bond. Alejandro wishes he was in charge of the marketing for this one and has the ideas to prove it.

It's Christmas Eve, Baddies, and boy, do the boys got something special for you. Kissin' Christian and Smoochin' Alex defend Office Christmas Party (2016) starring T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Rob Corddry and many more. They discuss different types of work parties, crowd surfing from the ground up, and sing the nitty gritty Xmas style. Otis is a gamer girl and can fit 12 hot dogs including a live dog in his mouth. Christian wants to eat a cat's head, but only if it's dead. Alejandro wants to kiss the Baddies one by one at the end of the episode. The boys also like reading words on leggings.

It's Christmas Eve, Baddies, and boy, do the boys got something special for you. Kissin' Christian and Smoochin' Alex defend Office Christmas Party (2016) starring T.J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, Kate McKinnon, Vanessa Bayer, Rob Corddry and many more. They discuss different types of work parties, crowd surfing from the ground up, and sing the nitty gritty Xmas style. Otis is a gamer girl and can fit 12 hot dogs including a live dog in his mouth. Christian wants to eat a cat's head, but only if it's dead. Alejandro wants to kiss the Baddies one by one at the end of the episode. The boys also like reading words on leggings.

Christian and Alejandro are joined by Micayla Newsome to tackle the Christmas Classic, four Christmases (2008), starring Reese Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. They talk not knowing names of their dates, morbidly obese babies and what they look like, and mother lovers. Christian yells at Alejandro for saying some absurd statements. Alejandro confesses his love for Vince Vaughn and Micayla does some slam poetry. Stick around at the end for some secret Star Wars talk.

Christian and Alejandro are joined by Micayla Newsome to tackle the Christmas Classic, four Christmases (2008), starring Reese Witherspoon, Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau. They talk not knowing names of their dates, morbidly obese babies and what they look like, and mother lovers. Christian yells at Alejandro for saying some absurd statements. Alejandro confesses his love for Vince Vaughn and Micayla does some slam poetry. Stick around at the end for some secret Star Wars talk.

The whole team is here for this one Baddies, all hands on deck for a doozy. Alejandro, Christian, and Fact-Checking King, Otis, review the flick that flew under the radar: Arizona (2018). Starring Danny McBride, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kaitlin Olson, David Alan Grier, Seth Rogen and Luke Wilson, there are SO MANY people in this film, how have you never heard of it. This film is able to balance wit and comedy with murder and suspense. It may seem like a weird mix but its done really well… like salty-sweet. Otis and Christian compare homes even though they used to live three houses apart and the Three Amigos are on their best behavior because Micayla Newsome is in the studio. Alejandro and Christian then let loose and tell Nick Cannon exactly what they think about him.

The whole team is here for this one Baddies, all hands on deck for a doozy. Alejandro, Christian, and Fact-Checking King, Otis, review the flick that flew under the radar: Arizona (2018). Starring Danny McBride, Rosemarie DeWitt, Kaitlin Olson, David Alan Grier, Seth Rogen and Luke Wilson, there are SO MANY people in this film, how have you never heard of it. This film is able to balance wit and comedy with murder and suspense. It may seem like a weird mix but its done really well… like salty-sweet. Otis and Christian compare homes even though they used to live three houses apart and the Three Amigos are on their best behavior because Micayla Newsome is in the studio. Alejandro and Christian then let loose and tell Nick Cannon exactly what they think about him.

Christmas time is here again, Baddies. Christian “Saint Nick” Baltazar and Alejandro “Kris Kringle” Middleton get back into the spirit by watching I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998), starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Gary Cole, and Adam LaVorgna. A family staple in the Middleton household; thank the heavens Disney+ has it in all of its Christmas-y glory. Christian ask Alejandro, when he was a kid, what did he want to be when he grew up. Christian tries to fool Alejandro with a bologna fact but... you can’t fool a fool. Alejandro makes no effort to hide his fondness for JTT. The Boys also let you know how to make next Christmas extra special. Be careful Baddies, it’s easy to start to fall for the antagonist in this one.