It Can’t Be That Bad

Christmas time is here again, Baddies. Christian “Saint Nick” Baltazar and Alejandro “Kris Kringle” Middleton get back into the spirit by watching I’ll Be Home For Christmas (1998), starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Jessica Biel, Gary Cole, and Adam LaVorgna. A family staple in the Middleton household; thank the heavens Disney+ has it in all of its Christmas-y glory. Christian ask Alejandro, when he was a kid, what did he want to be when he grew up. Christian tries to fool Alejandro with a bologna fact but... you can’t fool a fool. Alejandro makes no effort to hide his fondness for JTT. The Boys also let you know how to make next Christmas extra special. Be careful Baddies, it’s easy to start to fall for the antagonist in this one.

Christian and Alejandro are confronted by a movie that is brought up by Juliet Farnsworth-Perry. We three examine the hellish Little Nicky (2000), starring Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, and Rodney Dangerfield. Juliet pulls no punches, literally roasting both of the boys constantly. She also comes with notes and reveals a podcasting trade secret the boys have been hiding from the Baddies. Alejandro says we have to wait until the Corrections Department gets back to us but we'll let you guys know it’s Persephone…no “s”… Alejandro’s wrong… he’s way wrong. Christian cannot believe his eyes when Alejandro has the audacity to use the bathroom during the episode, but so does Juliet so… Later on, Juliet asks a couple of questions about how men pee with their penises. It’s a long episode but we had fun, you’ll have fun, its just a lot of fun all around, Baddies.

Christian and Alejandro are confronted by a movie that is brought up by Juliet Farnsworth-Perry. We three examine the hellish Little Nicky (2000), starring Adam Sandler, Patricia Arquette, Harvey Keitel, and Rodney Dangerfield. Juliet pulls no punches, literally roasting both of the boys constantly. She also comes with notes and reveals a podcasting trade secret the boys have been hiding from the Baddies. Alejandro says we have to wait until the Corrections Department gets back to us but we'll let you guys know it’s Persephone…no “s”… Alejandro’s wrong… he’s way wrong. Christian cannot believe his eyes when Alejandro has the audacity to use the bathroom during the episode, but so does Juliet so… Later on, Juliet asks a couple of questions about how men pee with their penises. It’s a long episode but we had fun, you’ll have fun, its just a lot of fun all around, Baddies.

The Boys watch their first Christmas movie of the season, Noelle (2019), starring Anna Kendrick, Bill Hader, Billy Eichner, and Shirley MacLaine. This movie is a Disney+ exclusive so you can tell that this podcast is going well since we have Disney+ already. This flick was rated G, so this episode will be rated G… for a little while at least. For a Dollar, Christian tells us about the show “Billy on the Street” because WHY WOULDN’T HE! Alejandro talks about the sad parts of being a Santa-for-hire. And if that wasn’t enough Alejandro also challenges the Baddies to fact check him on some outlandish names, Hugh Mungo Grant and Steveland are celebrities that are way more famous than their names imply.

The Boys watch their first Christmas movie of the season, Noelle (2019), starring Anna Kendrick, Bill Hader, Billy Eichner, and Shirley MacLaine. This movie is a Disney+ exclusive so you can tell that this podcast is going well since we have Disney+ already. This flick was rated G, so this episode will be rated G… for a little while at least. For a Dollar, Christian tells us about the show “Billy on the Street” because WHY WOULDN’T HE! Alejandro talks about the sad parts of being a Santa-for-hire. And if that wasn’t enough Alejandro also challenges the Baddies to fact check him on some outlandish names, Hugh Mungo Grant and Steveland are celebrities that are way more famous than their names imply.

Ding-Dongs, Christian and Alejandro take on this “two hander” (as they say in the Biz) Step Brothers (2008), starring Will Ferrel, John C. Riley, Adam Scott, and Mary Steenburgen. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it… what people don’t know is how wrong critics were when they reviewed this movie. Christian lets Alejandro know that he’s a haole; no one is shocked. Melissa de-thrones Christian as “Champion of Guessing ‘What Percentage of Google Users Liked This Movie’”. We chat Full House, $20,000 fake testicles, Alejandro’s attempt to get ladies, and rap battle each other, cause we’ve never done that thing before. Stick around till the very end to hear how Alejandro and Christian pillow talk.

Ding-Dongs, Christian and Alejandro take on this “two hander” (as they say in the Biz) Step Brothers (2008), starring Will Ferrel, John C. Riley, Adam Scott, and Mary Steenburgen. You know it, we know it, everyone knows it… what people don’t know is how wrong critics were when they reviewed this movie. Christian lets Alejandro know that he’s a haole; no one is shocked. Melissa de-thrones Christian as “Champion of Guessing ‘What Percentage of Google Users Liked This Movie’”. We chat Full House, $20,000 fake testicles, Alejandro’s attempt to get ladies, and rap battle each other, cause we’ve never done that thing before. Stick around till the very end to hear how Alejandro and Christian pillow talk.

Baddies, it's the ICBTB Thanksgiving Special and the gobbling guys tackle Thankskilling (2008), starring Jordan Downey, Wanda Lust, Natasha Cordova, Chuck "The Dead Body Guy" Lamb, and Lance Predmore. This movie is crazy. Bonkers. Whacky. It's so special, we don't even need a description.

Baddies, it's the ICBTB Thanksgiving Special and the gobbling guys tackle Thankskilling (2008), starring Jordan Downey, Wanda Lust, Natasha Cordova, Chuck "The Dead Body Guy" Lamb, and Lance Predmore. This movie is crazy. Bonkers. Whacky. It's so special, we don't even need a description.

Don Alejandro and Kuya Christian review a staple to Alejandro’s childhood, National Treasure (2004), starring Nicholas Cage, Diane Kruger, Justin Bartha, and Jon Voight. This is one of those really rare films where Sean Bean doesn’t die... at least not on screen. Christian delivers a special Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee but it sounds like a normal nitty gritty, but we'll let you decide. Alejandro has been smacking butts wrong. Christian learns a new bad word from Alejandro and has been using it a bunch recently. This episode has not one, but TWO ICBTB original songs. It’s Nicholas Cage guys.... we shouldn’t have to say much more... but we will, watch this movie Baddies. We also ask the question, why do academy award winning actors do which DOG SH*T movies.