Zaddy Christian and Zaddy Alejandro defend Shaft (2019) starring Jessie Usher, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Roundtree, Alexandra Shipp, Regina Hall and Method Man. That's right, Method Man is up in this thang. The boys create the first official Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee and discuss family tree nomenclature (like why isn't John Shaft II called John Shaft Jr.? And Why isn't John "JJ" Shaft Jr. called John Shaft III. We don't get it.) Alejandro wants to get his nails painted black and Christian wants to get a pedicure with him but is politely denied. The duo show off their best president impersonations and Christian calls Alejandro out on how he decides who the best person on set is.

Zaddy Christian and Zaddy Alejandro defend Shaft (2019) starring Jessie Usher, Samuel L. Jackson, Richard Roundtree, Alexandra Shipp, Regina Hall and Method Man. That's right, Method Man is up in this thang. The boys create the first official Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee and discuss family tree nomenclature (like why isn't John Shaft II called John Shaft Jr.? And Why isn't John "JJ" Shaft Jr. called John Shaft III. We don't get it.) Alejandro wants to get his nails painted black and Christian wants to get a pedicure with him but is politely denied. The duo show off their best president impersonations and Christian calls Alejandro out on how he decides who the best person on set is.

Alejandro and Christian are joined by @alexwiththegoodhair aka Alex Perez and they get a lesson in classic 2000’s cinema with Charlie’s Angels (2000), starring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell, and Joey Tribbiani. Alex is an absolute expert on this film and quotes almost the entire movie. Find out what the LL in LL Cool J stands for, and just one workout tip from his book. The boys figure out that this entire movie is a plot to steal Siri before Apple can get their greedy hands on her. Alejandro reveals his Bernie Sanders impression... buckle up kids.

Alejandro and Christian are joined by @alexwiththegoodhair aka Alex Perez and they get a lesson in classic 2000’s cinema with Charlie’s Angels (2000), starring Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, Lucy Liu, Bill Murray, Sam Rockwell, and Joey Tribbiani. Alex is an absolute expert on this film and quotes almost the entire movie. Find out what the LL in LL Cool J stands for, and just one workout tip from his book. The boys figure out that this entire movie is a plot to steal Siri before Apple can get their greedy hands on her. Alejandro reveals his Bernie Sanders impression... buckle up kids.

Christian “Batman” Baltazar and Alejandro “also Batman” Middleton watch their all time favorite rom-com, She’s Out of My League (2010), starring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, TJ Miller, and Krysten Ritter. The Corrections Department has a few notes. Christian and Alejandro rate each other’s looks and personalities. The boys also love compliments from strangers. Alejandro has a strangely specific scenario where he confuses Zoey Deschanel with Kristen Ritter and has a list of women he wants to kiss, like Hall and Oates, not in a weird way though... it’s cool... like Hall and Oates.

Christian “Batman” Baltazar and Alejandro “also Batman” Middleton watch their all time favorite rom-com, She’s Out of My League (2010), starring Jay Baruchel, Alice Eve, TJ Miller, and Krysten Ritter. The Corrections Department has a few notes. Christian and Alejandro rate each other’s looks and personalities. The boys also love compliments from strangers. Alejandro has a strangely specific scenario where he confuses Zoey Deschanel with Kristen Ritter and has a list of women he wants to kiss, like Hall and Oates, not in a weird way though... it’s cool... like Hall and Oates.

The gigglin’ goons tackle Sex Drive (2008) starring Amanda Crew, Clark Duke, Josh Zuckerman, James Marsden, and Seth Green. The boys specifically watched the unrated version and boy, is it unrated. We recommend watching the original first. Alejandro shares his best pickup line and Christian butchers it. They discuss nice guys versus jerks and get into a heated argument. They also share something in common and it has to do with Taxis.

The gigglin’ goons tackle Sex Drive (2008) starring Amanda Crew, Clark Duke, Josh Zuckerman, James Marsden, and Seth Green. The boys specifically watched the unrated version and boy, is it unrated. We recommend watching the original first. Alejandro shares his best pickup line and Christian butchers it. They discuss nice guys versus jerks and get into a heated argument. They also share something in common and it has to do with Taxis.

Mr. Baltazar and Mr. Middleton reflect on the 1991 classic, Hook, starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Maggie Scott, Julia Roberts and Rufio.... we mean, Dante Basco. We all love this one so why on Earth is it 26% on Rotten Tomatoes! Alejandro and Christian break down the subtle nuances of Robin Williams' impeccable acting. Christian talks about his favorite Lost Boy (it’s not Rufio... like seriously Christian, WTF). And Alejandro talks about metaphorical forks in the road that can change lives. Christian challenges Alejandro to a battle of wits but comes up a tad short.

Mr. Baltazar and Mr. Middleton reflect on the 1991 classic, Hook, starring Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Maggie Scott, Julia Roberts and Rufio.... we mean, Dante Basco. We all love this one so why on Earth is it 26% on Rotten Tomatoes! Alejandro and Christian break down the subtle nuances of Robin Williams' impeccable acting. Christian talks about his favorite Lost Boy (it’s not Rufio... like seriously Christian, WTF). And Alejandro talks about metaphorical forks in the road that can change lives. Christian challenges Alejandro to a battle of wits but comes up a tad short.