It Can’t Be That Bad

The wolves are back, Baddies… they didn’t go anywhere… but they are back… also Christian and Alejandro are the wolves. The Wolves watched the unbelievable film, The Fanatic (2019), starring John Travolta and brought to you via the mind of Fred Durst. Yup, Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst, he’s making movies now. Alejandro uses a new voice for the “Itty Bitty Nitty Gritty Committee”, and… it’s a voice, not the best, but it is a voice. The Boys talk about Travolta’s unprecedented acting in this one. Alejandro weakly tries to get Christian to grow a mustache. And Christian rethinks the phrase “head over heels” for a modern generation. Alejandro has a weird obsession of seeing what’s in other peoples drawers and cupboards.

Tea time Baddies! Join Alejandro Baltazar and Christian Middleton as they review The Invention of Lying, starring Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, and literally everyone else you can think of... Philip Seymour Hoffman is in this joint. This is the most passive aggressive episode the boys have ever done. Is Christian mad at Alejandro, or is Alejandro done with Christian’s shit, or is it all a lie? You decide. Christian and Alejandro have vastly different views on how cashiers should respond to the question, “how are you?”. And Alejandro comes clean to Nik Lowe three years later.

Tea time Baddies! Join Alejandro Baltazar and Christian Middleton as they review The Invention of Lying, starring Ricky Gervais, Jennifer Garner, Rob Lowe, and literally everyone else you can think of... Philip Seymour Hoffman is in this joint. This is the most passive aggressive episode the boys have ever done. Is Christian mad at Alejandro, or is Alejandro done with Christian’s shit, or is it all a lie? You decide. Christian and Alejandro have vastly different views on how cashiers should respond to the question, “how are you?”. And Alejandro comes clean to Nik Lowe three years later.

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST! Christian “Butterball” Baltazar and Alejandro “Turtleneck” Middleton are joined by a couple of friends, the gorgeous, intelligent, Chris Perry…also Annabella DiFranceso are there but neither of them talk, almost at all. Baddies strap yourselves in for this reboot of a beloved 80’s classic, we watched Robocop (2014), starring Joel Kinnaman, Michael Keaton, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jay Baruchel. Honestly it’s hard to tell if anyone involved had ever seen OG Robocop but they do their best. Alejandro reveals a shocking low price for certain services. And Christian begrudgingly obliges Alejandro with a “brief” chat about free will and parallel universes. We find out Alejandro and Christian are on opposite sides of the question, “do we trust robots”. Alejandro and Christian throw some “who would win in a fight” scenarios involving Robocop and other 80’s heroes. Christian graces us again with an impeccable Scarface impression.

DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE LISTENING TO THIS PODCAST! Christian “Butterball” Baltazar and Alejandro “Turtleneck” Middleton are joined by a couple of friends, the gorgeous, intelligent, Chris Perry…also Annabella DiFranceso are there but neither of them talk, almost at all. Baddies strap yourselves in for this reboot of a beloved 80’s classic, we watched Robocop (2014), starring Joel Kinnaman, Michael Keaton, Gary Oldman, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jay Baruchel. Honestly it’s hard to tell if anyone involved had ever seen OG Robocop but they do their best. Alejandro reveals a shocking low price for certain services. And Christian begrudgingly obliges Alejandro with a “brief” chat about free will and parallel universes. We find out Alejandro and Christian are on opposite sides of the question, “do we trust robots”. Alejandro and Christian throw some “who would win in a fight” scenarios involving Robocop and other 80’s heroes. Christian graces us again with an impeccable Scarface impression.

Cowboy Christian and Pirate Alejandro venture into the deep waters of Wild Wild West (1999) starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek and Sir Kenneth Branagh. The boys have a collective 37 years of improv experience (not really) and claim they will do anything for hire at work parties or birthday parties. ANYTHING. Alejandro explains how Barbra Streisand's hair dresser and Kevin Smith have a vague connection to the movie somehow. The two can't decipher whether or not this movie is for kids or not. They discuss the amount of ass in the film. Christian wants to be knighted a Sir, and Alejandro wants to be a Don. ICBTB Dildies are also on their way.

Cowboy Christian and Pirate Alejandro venture into the deep waters of Wild Wild West (1999) starring Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Salma Hayek and Sir Kenneth Branagh. The boys have a collective 37 years of improv experience (not really) and claim they will do anything for hire at work parties or birthday parties. ANYTHING. Alejandro explains how Barbra Streisand's hair dresser and Kevin Smith have a vague connection to the movie somehow. The two can't decipher whether or not this movie is for kids or not. They discuss the amount of ass in the film. Christian wants to be knighted a Sir, and Alejandro wants to be a Don. ICBTB Dildies are also on their way.

Christian and Alejandro defend Bedazzled (2000) starring Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, and Orlando Jones. They break down how 2020 has been thus far, ask the question, “WTF happened to Brendan Fraser?!” and talk about the lucky number 7. Christian is not smooth with women and neither is Alejandro. Christian has a Vienna Sausage. Alejandro calls Christian a Mister Kisser.

Christian and Alejandro defend Bedazzled (2000) starring Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, and Orlando Jones. They break down how 2020 has been thus far, ask the question, “WTF happened to Brendan Fraser?!” and talk about the lucky number 7. Christian is not smooth with women and neither is Alejandro. Christian has a Vienna Sausage. Alejandro calls Christian a Mister Kisser.

The bangin' boys tackle the tear jerkin' Adam Sandler classic, Click (2006), starring the Sandman himself, Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, Cameron Monaghan, Katie Cassidy, David Hasselhoff, Jonah Hill and Sean Astin. They break down their favorite moments in the film, whether they want a son or daughter, and discuss the importance of family. Alejandro talks about what makes him cry and Christian says he cries like a baby as well. The two then get real and the episode actually gets pretty deep. Oh also, they talk about how much they love Rob Schneider's character.