Today we say goodbye to one of the most "smart young man" candidates there ever was: Vivek Ramaswamy.

He closed his campaign with a "two genders" joke before amassing 7.7% of the vote in Iowa, where many voters saw him as a literal terrorist, and as a send-off, the Babylon Bee uses him for a 7-11 joke.

We explore the Babylon Bee comment section and find their users suddenly attuned to racism, and we hit massive paydirt in a section of the website where users can create their own Babylon Bee headlines.

Finally: Law Enforcement Today uses creative reporting to pass off the Brooklyn hasidic tunnels as a nefarious immigrant, extremist plot (lol)

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