QR codes on billboards. That’s how this started. Just a simple “Free Burrito” sign in Chicago and suddenly we’re debating whether scanning it while driving is basically vehicular manslaughter with salsa.

Today’s daily comedy show kicks off with the crew breaking down whether QR codes on billboards should be banned, if “free” really means free, and why Moon now thinks every QR code is secretly a hacker in disguise. (Airport menus? Stressful. Free weed stickers? Suspicious. Free burritos? Risky but delicious.)

From there, things escalate — as they always do — into romantic red flags vs. grand gestures. Is buying an expensive gift early in a relationship sweet… or a cry for help? Is a “Good Morning ❤️” text every single day cute… or suffocating? And if someone writes you a love song after two dates, do you marry them or file a restraining order?

Then it gets dangerous.

The Celebrity Crush Test. Ladies, we see you. Fellas, it’s a trap. The crew breaks down why asking “Who’s hotter, me or Brad Pitt?” is the relationship equivalent of stepping on a rake on purpose. We debate safe answers, gay-crush loopholes, and why naming someone who’s been dead for 40 years might be your safest bet.

And because this is a professional operation (it is not), we somehow spiral into discovering cardiophilia — yes, a heartbeat fetish — courtesy of Tumblr’s chaotic history. You’re welcome.

As if that’s not enough, single women in New York are apparently ditching dating apps and heading straight to Medieval Times to flirt with knights in shining armor. Is this genius? Is it desperate? Is King Scott about to become the Green Knight of Wentzville? All valid questions.

This episode of The Rizzuto Show is everything you expect from a daily comedy show: sarcastic humor, relationship chaos, weird news, questionable life advice, and just enough pop culture commentary to keep it educational-ish.

If you’ve ever:

• Fallen for a “free” offer that wasn’t really free
• Sent a too-thirsty text
• Been caught in a celebrity crush trap
• Or considered jousting as a dating strategy

…then congratulations. You’re one of us.

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