What does a woman really mean when she says 'I'm Fine?' These and other sexist questions were asked to robots during a round of Man Vs Machine. We also made Johnny read some stand-up comedy material we wrote for him and let's just say he's probably going to get canceled.

Vanessa tried (and failed) to stop a crime from being committed on her way to work today by saying 'what's up' to someone who was breaking into a car. Upon further review we discovered 'what's up' has been said by most of us when confronting a person mid-crime. Who knew?

We also kicked off a new segment called Jake's Liquor Stories where he walks into liquor stores and asks people for their best story. Not only did we get a strange new intro for the segment from Johnny, we got an incredible story from a man who was once the center of a police standoff in Burbank.