There are currently more regulations involving raising a child than the human brain can possibly hold, let alone process.  Not that safety isn't our number one concern here at The Family, but we do find it odd that the way we grew up would have given us a near-100% chance of dying young according to modern thought.

Jeff's Standup Comedy Show at Acme Comedy Company TONIGHT ONLY @ 8pmTickets: bit.ly/AcmeJeffAllen

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