Snakes are wearing wigs, Miles Davis is catching strays, and the levees are coming down! Catch all this craziness, and more on this week's episode of Jet Fuel with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and her esteemed guest, Johnny Pemberton.

07:51 An ode to latex paint and holy walls

15:32 Johnny dresses your guinea pig

24:37 Jessie teaches Johnny her secret skill (beep beep)

28:42 Johnny writes a song for the balance bird

34:47 If you or your dog is hungry, don't watch this part

39:44 Hey Dingo! We're evolving out here

46:02 Jessie makes Johnny an offer he can't refuse

55:37 Post-apocalyptic stand up

1:04:39 Song O'Clock

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Are people actually complicated or are they just Geminis? This week on Jet Fuel, Kevin Sullivan and Jessie "Jetski" Johnson unpack transit charts, engage in intellectually stimulating conversations about cinema (Hoppers), and go head-to-head on who had better connects in the arcade/carnival space.

00:00 Super dramatic alien invasion during the intro!!

4:49 A Gemini and an Aquarius walk into a pod...

9:09 Kevin has opinions on movies

16:02 Jessie’s solar return

25:42 Hey do you have single friends?

33:08 Kevin is on the verge of psychosis

38:50 Lil JJ and Bb Kev take a walk down memory lane

46:50 One neat trick to never be allowed into someone else's home again

53:29 Now is a terrible time to catch on fire, literally

1:03:41 Song O’Clock

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This week on Jet Fuel, two beautiful Canucks Sophie Buddle and Kelsey Hamilton sit down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to share hot summer bod tips, what and (what not) to cook at 3am, and an impossible Word Record to break.

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Since Jet Fuel’s inception, Jessie “Jetski” Johnson has dreamed of having a guest on with a longer name with more apostrophe’s than hers and folks we’re pleased to announce that dreams do in fact come true. This week on Jet Fuel, Jessie is joined by Tevin “Comedian “Mandal” War” Williams to talk what life is like as a billionaire, who (and why) is ordering custom leashes, and maybe even sign a record deal???

00:00 A billion dollar intro

06:25 Comedian War drops into the pod

18:04 Dear Pro Drum Shop, please carry more trumpet books

26:51 Bird down! Bird down!

33:33 Let’s not get sentimental now

38:42 Atlanta-Sober (a made up phrase that we’re trying to make a thing)

45:24 Don’t show this to Grandma

52:28 I’m supposed to be on a date but I also have dinner with my boss

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Does Chad suck? Whose feet can you ethically rub? What happens when you eat Mongolian barbecue for lunch? Can blankets be reincarnated? How do you discipline kids without hitting them with your car? Jessie "Jetski" Johnson and Sara Weinshenk answer all these questions and more! this week on Jet Fuel

00:00 Entertain this intro

03:42 A real live valley girl experiences big beak energy

10:42 Do not dare teach music if you have bad hair

15:37 Kids are literally so gross (spit, lice, puss, ew sicko are you still watching)

29:42 Drinking like a hamster and sleeping like a baby

38:22 Reincarnation is happening all around us

47:37 The grinch who threw out our Christmas decorations

59:53 As it turns out, adults are gross too

1:07:13 Song O'Clock

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Jessie "Jetski" Johnson sits down with comedic superstar / amateur psycho-therapist Lucas Zelnick to work through life's problems and compare and contrast life in the desert Arizona heat versus the concrete jungle that you might know as New York City

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Long time bestie, first time guestie Charles Engle sits down with Jessie "Jetski" Johnson to discuss the secret horrors of Whole Foods and the only two Spanish words you need to know to survive in this world. Plus does anyone know why you can't smell your own breath??

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Hot off of Netflix’s Funny AF, Michael Turner joins the pod today to talk about tailgating, Cincinnati, and life on the road. Jetski and Mike also gab about starting comedy in Arizona together, conspiracy theories, and jam out a song hot enough to melt steel beams. Jet Fuel!

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