Today we're discussing Jingle Smells, a bizarre Christmas movie produced by Sean Hannity and the conservative American Center for Law and Justice (Trump lawyers).

We follow Nick, a PTSD alcoholic veteran of Afghanistan who can't compete with his handsome, rugged Police Chief father Dusty (John Schneider)

When Dusty makes Nick get a job as a garbage collector, he begins stealing boxes of "cancelled" toys set for destruction by the Cancel Culture toy company CEO (Eric Roberts)

Nick is able to foster a secret relationship with poor kids in the neighborhood by giving them each a toy in exchange for their silence, and Santa teaches us that breaking the law is okay if it feels good.

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