Josh Innes and Jilly open the show talking with PK of the "PK and DK" about his morning at Gallery Furniture. Mattress Mack is giving away thousands of tickets for the Astros home opener and PK set up shop outside and got to experience a Mattress Mack ticket giveaway.

Alec Bohm committed three errors in last nights Phillies game. He was caught on screen saying " I hate this fucking place" about Philadelphia. Josh understands. Josh also hates that the guy pandered to the fans.

Josh explains why Jonathan Papelbon is the greatest Philly ever.

Cam Newton puts "Boss Bitches" in their place.

Josh is really annoyed by Lizzo's ass.