Juniper's Jams

very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very huge headphone warning, as we do get very very very very very very very very very very loud in certain parts of this episode (aka like, every single minute of this episode 🤧). Peril is now preppy, Riptide's a jock, and Deathbringer has become a very odd janitor. On top of that, Sky's forcing everyone on the student council committee to raise snails... and that's all you get for the preview of this episode. I don't wanna spoil too many jokes for y'all! ;D

By the way, we sound very hyper, that's because we're dumb little beans who like cookies- and yes, for the clarification, I did eat cookies before we recorded this).

Have a great day! ~Juniperheart!

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yup, as it says in the title, I'll be updating you on things like why there's been soooooo freaking many audio cuts in recent episodes (ahwfegoeufig my microphone), my upload schedule, et cetera. thank you all for your never-ending patience and understanding. I'm not kidding when I say I appreciate you.

qotd: what are you going as for halloween/what are you doing for halloween? (ik I should probably be asking this at a later time.. but I'm super excited for halloween eeeeeek)

have a fantabulous day my amazingly swag-tastic splendiferous human beans 👹💕.

also don't expect me to say that in every episode... heheheh... anyways have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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Spotify: {⭐︎junipers.jams⭐︎} (I'm currently in the middle of creating a listener favorites playlist, so comment some of your favorite songs- non-explicit, appropriate, etc- so I can add them :D)

Side note(s):

-There are two times where the audio blips out, and that was not me being silent (that was my sassy microphone)

-I recorded this on a Monday and published it on a Thursday, because I just decided it wasn't anything that needed to be published as soon as possible.

If you're like me and you're in drama club, then you might know you spend 7,823,074,803,967 hours on stage... which, with a podcast that uploads weekly, does not mix. The decimal does not terminate (sorry, I did math homework right before I recorded this 😤😭). AnYwAys, like I said in my description (for the podcast, not this episode), I might be uploading episodes biweekly rather than weekly, especially during the fall and a bit of winter, so you can expect new content a little less frequently. If I have time, I may release a couple episodes back-to-back weeks.... but it's very slim that might happen. Thank you ALL, my awesome ✨swaggy✨bean queens (and kings)*, for your support and never-ending understanding.

In this episode, I do two somewhat-unhinged things:

~Siri (LIKE ONE OF THE DUMBEST AND MOST SPLENDIFEROUS CREATIONS KNOWN TO HUMANKIND) decides my bracelet. This is not an original episode idea, as it was inspired by an episode from the podcast Artify (episode url thingamajig~ ). So, credit to Natalie, the host of Artify, for your awesome creativity because I am currently functioning on Bubbl'r and drama club energy instead of actual braincells this week. 😀👍

~Since y'all really seemed to enjoy my 'things to do instead of being on social media' episode, I also included 15 screen-free things to do when you're bored, when you don't have your phone/tablet/laptop/ etc. with you (le gasp), or when you just want to get away from your device. Technology can be our best friend and our worst enemy at the same time, so hopefully you keep some of these things in mind for when you get stuck in one of those sticky situations.

*fancy Italian funky electronic pop*

SHOUTOUT TIME! WHY AM I TYPING IN ALL CAPS? I DON'T KNOW. THIS IS VERY UNPROFESSIONAL. hehe. Shoutouts go to...

~Elyn

~Naomi

~wchsilky

~Wishsong

~James

~and "kittys beats" (idk that was their Spotify name)

... for leaving me nice reviews, emails, and comments! Thank you guys once again. And remember, even if I don't give you a shoutout, just remember that I value ALL my listeners equally :).

Have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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✨tHeY sAy I dId SoMeThInG bAd BuT wHy'S iT fEeL sO gOoOoD✨

We interrupt this description that all "sponsors" in this episode are fake and are completely a joke. Though the floor is an awesome human creation.

We interrupt this description AGAIN with another couple disclaimers:

~This episode literally took me a while to create, and took a couple of days to record the audio alone, so I'd really appreciate if y'all could listen to the episode! :)

~Some of these OC names are not original (especially Zebedee), and I used the power of ✨GOOGLE✨ to generate these names

~And finally, this episode is completely a joke, so if it makes NO. SENSE. AT. ALL., it's because that's intentional.

Anyways, in this episode, your host, Juniperheart, creates some hOrRiBlE Warriors OCs with some hOrRiBlE (and cringey/nonsensical) backstories! You'll hear everything, from Stumpydream's tragedies to Bellafang's whole crisis, to American trucks, to just about everything in between. Also, I put on my very cartoon voice during Raccoonwhisker's story, and some people (Poppyheart a.k.a. Mom) have told me that it can get difficult for them (ahem! Old people ... as Poppyheart calls herself) to hear it. You can email me if you want to hear Raccoonwhisker's (somewhat horrible and totally [wink, wink] original backstory, and I will send you the transcript!

*highly autotune funky town plays*

SHOUTOUT TIME!!! I WILL BE DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS TO EMPHASIZE THAT I AM SHOUTING.... just kidding.

Shoutout to...

~Elinor M

~ShadeShine

~Hazelbranch (go check out her podcast :D)

~SunKissed

~... and basically all the people that have emailed me that I haven't replied to yet. I promise I'll email y'all back soon...

for leaving me nice emails, reviews, and comments!

*more highly autotune funky town*

Question of the Day: What's your favorite song (non-explicit)? I was thinking of adding them all to a Spotify playlist. Have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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Wow, we've finally hit 40 episodes- and on top of that, 13,000 plays! I want to thank you guys so much. You all are the reason why I have gotten this far in my podcasting journey. :D

In this episode I talk about why I love Wings of Fire so much, why it is an important part of my personality, on top of why EVERYONE (yes, including you!!) should read Wings of Fire. Sorry if my voice sounds groggy and very tired, I got back from a vacation the same day I recorded this. I'm also a little quieter than usual, so you might want to turn up the volume a little bit. Quick question of the day for you guys: do you consider tater tots a breakfast food? I know I do, but I don't know what your opinions are.

🎵 *jazzy saxophone music* 🎵

You know it, you love it, it's... shoutout time! Shoutout to...

~Flamey and her friends Nighthawk, Costco, McNugget, and Gargoyle

~Cal from Cal's Corner

~Canary from WarriorWings

~Elinor

~LLJellyBean

~Blip the Hybrid in Denial

~Appletail from RiverClan

~and Crackledawn...

for leaving me nice emails, comments, and reviews!

🎵 *jazzy saxophone music* 🎵

And yes, before you come after me in the comments, I KNOW THAT WAS ✨QUITE A FEW✨ SHOUTOUTS.

Also, last thing: I've noticed a lot of drama in the podcasting community about stealing ideas, online bullying, and more dumb stuff lately. Us podcasters and loyal listeners are supposed to stick together, not drift apart. Join me, and let's start a "trend" (because idk what else to call it)... #StopTheCommunityDrama. I know this isn't an Instagram-y thing where we share thicc blocks of hashtags 24/7, but I still think we should spread awareness that podcasts are not a platform to spread rumors and drama to internet strangers we don't know. Even if you aren't a podcaster, share this in the comments or review section down below! Have a great day, everyone! ~Juniperheart~

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(quick disclaimer: if you hear any weird noises, that's my microphone being very naughty)

(quick disclaimer numero dos: if you hear any sounds like water running during the outro, the shower was running.... :D?)

I apologize for this getting postponed, I took a very spur-of-the moment break. So, I guess this is 3 specials in 1! I collected so many questions from friends, family, and you guys, my listeners. All the questions took up two full pages in my notebook! I want to thank y'all for so many plays, you all mean so much to me. Also, random side note, I'm listening to some Taylor Swift music while I write the description for this episode, so here's a music break.

✨gOt a LoNg LiSt Of StArBuCkS lOvErS✨

✨tHeY'lL tElL yOu I'm iNsAnE✨

✨bLaH bLaH bLaH tAyLoR sWiFtIe StUfF✨

(yes, I know those aren't the correct lyrics. Continue my cover in the comments xD) Just so you know- and so this doesn't get destroyed by copyright- that was my beautimous rendition of Blank Space by Taylor Swift. SLAY, AM I RIGHT? Listen to the full 55-minute episode for more jokes like this! Have a great day. ~Juniperheart~

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In this episode, your host Juniperheart, sits down and calmly ranks cats- well, except for the whole Tigerstar the First thingy (but we're not going to pay much attention to that 😅)- and explain why I like them. If you want to use the tier I made, just go to https://tiermaker.com/create/warrior-cats-characters-498661 and rank your own cats. Who is your favorite Warrior cat? Type a comment/review and tell me! :) Have a great day. ~Juniperheart~

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Google Form thingymajigy: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScNqpn_z41bpUyWePrEr80WHgsioBmQbY7uBZc6ABQHR0MbDg/viewform 

Quick side note: Once again, I want to thank you all for 10,000 plays! This is a huge accomplishment, so to celebrate, I'm doing a huge Q & A! You don't have to worry about asking questions relating to Wings of Fire or Warriors. However, please refrain from asking any inappropriate/very personal questions, as those will not be answered. If you don't have access to Google, then you can leave an Apple Podcasts review, drop a comment on Spotify, or send me and email! Those are all ways you can get your questions answered.

(yayy :D)

Like I said, this episode was not an original idea, this was inspired by the WoF podcast Talon Talk, so make sure to check it out! I wrote down 20 questions all relating to Wings of Fire, and in this episode I try to answer every single question, from Wings of Fire YouTubers to grumpy queens like Coral! I mean, what? I didn't say anything, Your Majesty! AHHH NO SEAWING ANIMUS ARE CHASING ME!! *throws a box of crayons at them and runs away in Juniperheart-y style*

Guess I shouldn't have said anything about Her Majesty Coral.

With that... chaotic occurrence aside, it's time for shoutouts! Shoutout to...

~Thatrandomtherian

~Frostbite the IceWing

~Sydney

~Jillian

~Taipan the SandWing

~Honeycomb

~and Braniac the NightWing

....for leaving me nice emails, reviews, and comments! *huffs and puffs* That was a LOT of shoutouts and have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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Lately, I've noticed a lot of my episodes have been really serious and/or chaotic, so in this episode your host, Juniperheart, rambles about anything (and everything) while making some jewelry! This episode is pretty long, so I suggest you find something to do to occupy your time while listening. I did make another bracelet while I wasn't recording, but that will be shown on the cover. Comment your favorite piece of jewelry that I made :).

✨nObOdY lIkEs PeEtA mElLaRk✨ hehe, yeah.

Before I sign off, make sure to check out my friend Whale's podcast, Talon Talk! If you like Wings of Fire, than you might like that. Have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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(if you're on Spotify, check out the cover art of Pit Viper)

For your second free provided piece of context, we did not eat the metaphorical OC steak, though Wishpool is on the verge of doing that. ;) ANYWAYSSS.... in this episode, your host, Juniperheart, brings back her bestie Wishpool for some ✨very chaotic✨ OC roasting. It'S aN oC bArBeCuE! Sorry if we were terribly loud during the ASMR break and about every single other segment of this episode. Before I give out a few shoutouts, Wishpool would like her own paragraph to say something to y'all.

~schnazzy music~

Wishpool: I am da bomb dot com!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juniperheart: Anythin' else?

Wishpool: You have been replaced by a random one of your listeners.

Juniperheart: *cries in a corner*

~more schnazzy music~

😭

Yes, I'm aware, we're pretty crazy. With THAT aside, shoutout to...

~Eno the Otter

~Liljalampi

~princess emoji

~and WoF Lover!

For those of you in Canada, the U.S., and France, stay safe, and have a great day! ~Juniperheart~

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