Happy father’s day! Joe and a very drunk Jason are joined by Timedian and Danger Lee Daniels. We talk about what it means to be a dad. And not a dad. And to want to be a dad and to want to not be a dad. And Jason, who writes these blurbs, got smashed. But Jason just read a book called The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck so he don’t give a sh*t.

Books. We talk about ’em. Robert Sapolsky. Jack Handy. McMafia. we opine that all books are good except for the ones you don’t read. also, books are like sex and grilled cheese sandwiches. Not at the same time. Just each. JT Leroy.

Tonight we go to the movies. Well, we stay home and talk about them. Well, we try, but we get distracted. Nick Cage, movies so bad they’re good, etc. As usual. Same-old same old. Like Police Academy Part XIV. Why fix what ain’t broken?

Last epi was clean, this one is filthy (kind of over the top. You’ve been warned.) We start by talking about every teenagers favorite sex position, then sex in general, then the F-word. We kinda get philosophical about it. I’d like to think that Plato dropped F-bombs.

Clean episode. Absolutely no cursing in this one at all. Listen to it with your kids. With your grandma. With your pastor. Okay there’s some ‘accidental’ cursing, but that’s been bleeped. Most of it. If you hear an errant one, well, that’s fucking life. With special guests Pauline and FT Shags!

Another video game episode, but mostly about video game music. Super C, Factorio, PvZ, HuniPop (I think that’s what it’s called) and a few others. I’m kinda too drunk to remember. We discuss GnR and Evil Empire and there’s an ad and a Larko and a LIVE AFC. We asked Ian to come on the show, but he snubbed us. Dads, right?

This is the “mother’s day” episode. It’s in quotes because, ironically, it’s not a mother’s day episode. But it is. We talk about the Chinese alphabet. Turgidity. Jellies. Accommodation. Bar fights. Montages. You know, mom stuff. Shout outs to moms. And sorry, but I’ve had a lot of wine.

Joe and the two dads ™ are in the remote studio for this epi, drinking the dead guy and sucking down the ‘za. We make up porn names for Star Wars characters and it just gets worse from there. We’re more or less themeless, although there’s a cameo from a guy and a thing where this wookie and this ‘droid go at it, Nuff said. Listen to it twice.

Getting parameta on y’alls behinds. What’s that mean? Why don’t you ask Beck? Or Michael Cera? Or my ex-neighbor Dave? We do it all here on JBC. We talk about chess. Beer. Wanna get meh’ed? Listen to this podcast. Wanna get old wive’s taled? Listen to this podcast. Want to get e. coli? Eat romaine lettuce from Yuma, Arizona.

One of those episodes where we don’t have anything to talk about: hot salad, Ian Sane, ICP, Juggalettes, the superiority of vegans, Timbay playing the djimbe, symmetrical nipples, a certain historical figure’s birthday, weed, waggin your wok, and Daniil Kharms.