Sports. Again. But this time from the point of view of spectatorship (see what I did there?) We get tangential on this one, circumstantial, AND circumcisional. We talk about the Superbowl of course, and in good sports tradition, we get a little sexist, a little racist. Shout out to special cameo guests Ryan, Jennifer and Pauline. And Joe’s balls.

Locked and loaded. It’s a brand new podcast. We’re starting all over, and talking about brand-news subjects. Clean humor! Dildos! That time I worked in a mitten factory! Good time Shags and her evisceration of those guys that time and Joe’s reaction. You’ll laugh your tits off.

Recorded on Friday but posted on Sunday, because we got a REAL ENGINEER who has made the show sound super sweet. BUT, that means I don’t remember what we talked about. Muskrats? Huey Lewis and the News? OMG, just got a brilliant idea: a parody cover band called Louie Lewis and the Fake News. I’m telling the guys at Larko about this. They can make just about anything. PS: this is our last show. But we’re starting a new podcast next week, and we’ll use the same name and start the numbering at 51.

Okay. Listen. This episode has four awesome people in the SAME FLIPPIN ROOM. Yes, we talk about fellatio. And then anecdotes.  We discuss important matters of the heart. The audio gets all messed up and we obviously have no idea what we’re doing but we laugh our hearty balls off and that’s all that flippin matters. PS. Shags? OMG.

The pre-penultimate episode in terms of episode of 50. Mostly we talk about how tired we are with 2017, how we’re looking forward to 2018, Joe’s 40th birthday, how we’re going to handle it. I’m not really sure what we else we talked about. Or guests are awesome… better than we are… maybe they should be the show… on their own… I dunno… anyone wanna go get tacos?

Do NOT listen to the episode without a doctor’s permissions because you will laugh your parts off. ALL OF THEM! Joe collected the best montages, intros, ads, and arguments, and we had our guests vote on their favorites, featuring Shags, Ian, Uncle, and… wait for it… TIMEDIAN. Holy moldy. People. I may have to go to the hospital.

The Xmas Episode. We start off by trying to guess what we would have given each other if we were going to give each other something. Then bestiality. Then Home Alone 2 and Crampus. We finish off with Justin Bieber’s Little Drummer Boy. You’re welcome.

Ian in the house! We talked about how cool it would be to either a) get a blow-job while juggling three Rubik’s cubes and solving them, or b) give a blow-job while juggling three Rubik’s cubes and solving them. Then beer. And being dads. Then we talked about irony. Larko is back, as well as an ad from Strokin’ Bob and an Argument for Cancellation. Altogether, kind of a dick of an episode.

First of all, fuck the Republicans and their tax bill. That’s not what this episode is about; I just needed to say it. What this episode IS about is: Dee Snider. Sort of. For a little bit. Also Christmas songs: they should all be heavy metal’ed. Then we talk about Ernie Cline’s little tome, Ready Player One. And then Steve Sissou. Not sure if that’s how you spell his name, but I’m not much of a typer anyway so it doesn’t matter.

JBC has never recorded on Thanksgiving day itself and we’re not going to start now. Thus, a Friday recording. We have the two uncles, and we talk about thanksgivings past, all of them moist, and I’m going to apologize right now about how bad the audio is, but hey, we only worked two hours on it.