Just Be Cousins

Mostly we talk in this one about how we would not abuse our power like those assholes in Hollywood, even though we probably wood. Not because we would want to, but because we’re assholes too. All men are assholes. No, this is not acceptable. I can’t remember what else we talked about. Some guy named Josh I think.

Shaggs is back. We sic her on Pod Gods and she ululates. That’s a real word, look it up. We three wise people discuss Jennys (not the gin kind (unless they’re bartenders (is that a pun?))) and jendehs and pay for play and that one time at the airport. I mean, fuck Phoenix, am I right? Scream at the sky, because we recorded this on Wednesday, btw.

Holy crap. We’ve done forty episodes. I mean come on. And yeah, we talk about the usual nonsense. Like how hot woman in their 40s are. We use words like simpatico and fait acompli. We discuss what happens when a certain part of your body goes into another part of your body and there’s, like an infinity thing happening, or one of those ouroboros things.Yeah. And we mention Fabio too. ARE WE FREAKIN’ GOOD AT THIS OR WHAT?

Halloween episode, chicken pluckers! This one doesn’t get good until about 45 minutes in or so. But before that we discuss Joe’s hit film, 7 Years a Ninja, and the we talk a lot about haunted houses, you know, the ones where you pay them and you walk through it, and it’s like, you know. “scary.” Then there’s our Pumpkin Spice Latte discussion, a long bit about Katy Perry… again… And a shout out to Papawaski! Poll: whats it called when a woman assaults you with her boobies? I mean besides awesome?

We are thrilled to bring into the studio the first lady of JBC: SHAGS. (We are required by contract to capitalize her name like that. Has something to do with her status as a Felebrity.) This is the first podcast SHAGS has ever done. We talk about the Middle East, and Jews, and LA, and Comic-Con, and things that are Harry, and holes, and wine out the noise… you know, girl stuff. SHAGS is hilarious. And she could totally kick Barbara Streisand’s ass.

So, here’s the thing. We were recording last Wednesday the 11th. Right in the middle, my PC’s power supply shot craps. 30 minutes of show, gone. This is the make-up episode, recorded on Monday the 16th. I’m trying to recover the lost episode. Might take some time. In this episode, Joe fell through a ceiling. I mean, it was not a good week for JBC.

This is (another) bareback episode, with sauce. Sauce is a Larko ad. And that’s it. We do talk about a certain part of the anatomy, a lot, and running, a lot, and we complain about how bad we are at all of this, as usual. That’s the spice on the sauce. It’s a spicy sauce, the sauce that’s on our bare backs. Or something. God I need a drink.

On this podcast we talk about podcasts we love, with special guest Ian Sane. The Tim Ferris (cheepcheep) Show, Planet Money, Common Sense, This American (cheepcheepcheep) Life, S-Town, Sword and Scale, Waking(cheepcheep is that a cricket?) Up, WTF & The Nerdist, This American Life, Radio Lab(cheepcheepcheep no seriously where is that coming from?) , Serial. The Rickey Gervais Show, Brit Pod, The (cheepcheep goddamnit) Angry Chicken, The Bugle, Criminal, The Allusionist, Benjamin(cheepcheepcheep god fucking damnit it is it getting louder?) Walker’s Theory of Everything, 99% Invisible(cheepcheep shut up! fucking-) , Trump Con Law, 2 Dope Queens (cheepcheepcheep WHERE IS THAT FUCKING CRICKET!?)

Fight! Joe and Jason fight! It’s sardonic, and sarcastic, and bombastic, and elaphantastique. Punches thrown. Kicks proffered. Jabs and such. Oh the humanity. Oh the humility. Oh the herbal tea. Full disclosure: canned episode recorded weeks ago and offered today since Jason is on vacation.

On this episode we go commando. And yet we manage to talk about our stanky underpants. And then we Wikipedia bands named after places in the world, like Kansas, and Asia (who are not from Asia). And then there’s Graham Crackers. Also, who knew Michelle Yeoh was 55? I’d still let her kick my ass. “Let.” I’d pay her in marshmallows.