Just Be Cousins

Sorry, we got serious again. We’re just so overcome with this perversity. I mean the perversity of consumerism. Consumption. Disneyland. Did you know “consumption” is slang for tuberculosis? Slang is the wrong word. But think about. Just. Think. About. It.

Our podcast is old enough to drink. If weeks were years.  Anyway. In this random episode, we talk about: rock n roll dreams, what kinda Taco Bell Manager Joe is, Millennial Pattern Baldness(tm), Narcissism (again) in the digital age, the time Joe lost a shoe a Ministry mosh pit, Plato’s cave (again), beating gramma, prostitotes [sic] and the grape clip. Enjoy.

This show is a crime. You know it, we know; but thankfully, since no one listens to this show, the po-po don’t know it. So we talk about crime (it’s a meta thing) and crime shows and the time Joe got mugged and we don’t talk Katy Perry or Ariana Grande, which is itself a crime.

Insofar as the learned counsel cannot derive the fullest succour from any quotidian acquiesence, and given its sinew suffering partial dissipation from an imminent display occurring in the impunged pronouncement, hereat wherewithin unravelments are held qua the rendition recorded by the learned adictee of callypigian proclivities.

This was the “no prep” episode but we ended up talking about music, mostly. Kip Winger… there’s way more there than we thought. Gary Clark Jr. … he’s doing Lincoln ads. And some non music stuff: Dracula gets his ass kicked for spraying pepper spray at a frat party in Boulder. Roberto Matta was born on November 11th, 1911. “Reach Down” is a track on the Temple of the Dog album that lasts 11:11. Micro aggressions. Philosophy and shit. Coolio. Anacondas. We did NOT talk about Katy Perry, not even once. Sad.

(Joe is peeing as I type this). The video game episode. We mostly talk about Battletoads. We have Ian Sane on, as he industry experience. We talk about Twitch, and kids these days, with their fidget spinners and their Minecraft. Amiright? Medal of Honor, Super Meat Boy, and, you know. BJs. We mention Bjs. Not gonna lie. BJs.

The uncle episode, where we talk about uncles, with special guest: Joe’s uncle, Lee Daniels, talking about Jason’ uncle, Lee’s brother, and other uncles, and there’s a story about sitting on chickens, and there’s one about ordinance bouncing all over the place, and Mr. Tea, and… oh yeah, this is easily the lowest quality audio production yet. You’ve been “warned.”

Well, we recorded today. A day earlier. Supposed to be about food. Was more about puke, really. Stories about Norway, chicken and waffles, donuts, chili, chocolate shakes, a really bad Mexican accent… oh yeah, happy Cisco de Mayo y’all. May the third be with you.

This is the meta podcast. We talk about the podcast. We talk about talking about the meta podcast. We have TWO montages! We laugh our goddamn asses off! I don’t know if I need to say anything else…

The Cabin Woods is the ultimate horror movie.

Joe and Jason love scary shit. That scene in the Exorcist III. The Paranormal Activity series. Babadook! Stephen King! Pet mufuckin Sematary, ninja! We talk– no, we infuse our love of all that goofy nonsense. And we laugh our asses off. Clown, Dead End; we don’t even get close to talking about the tip of the iceberg that is how masterful what horror movies is. Are. I’m drunk, shut up.