Just Be Cousins

Seriously? Skip to minute 41 if you want to laugh, because then it gets funny. Before that? Blasphemy. Good old fashioned satan-worshipping blasphemy. And that’s rock n roll. That’s America! We talk about religion, and when I say “talk” I mean we rant, and when I say “rant” I mean we drink way too much and blather like idiots. Which basically makes us priests. So, you know… suck it, pope.

Sex and relationships. We talk about these things, but not the same way we talked about vaginas on episode whatever it was. We’re talking wholesome goodness like your mom would appreciate (yeah, you know she’d appreciate it. She’d appreciate it all night long. And so would your dad. Thank ’em for that; it’s how you got procreated). Also on this episode, special guest Ian Sane talks about getting kicked out of tenth grade three years in a row, and then after the show was over, when we stopped recording, things got really funny.

Episode Ten! Ten episodes in a row, mother-ninjas. In this episode we talk about komodo dragons, running, gibson guitars, microphones, Bree Olson,  episode ten, masturbation socks, Joe’s dogh, Carl’s Jr, Disneyland, and we don’t talk about: when Jason is drunk, typing “Disneyland” is REALLY hard to do. Because that’s just, like, a universal truth.

This is the music episode! All we do is talk about music! It’s not very well organized! It’s kind of all over the map! Like I’d be all over your mom if I wasn’t married and your mom wasn’t married and we were in a situation that was mutually satisfactory and she was hot and willing and maybe a little drunk! Also Jason redeems his Irish accent fail and Joe makes yet another excellent argument for cancellation! Lots of exclamation points.

In this episode, it’s all about Joe! And Saint Patrick’s Day, and what one can do in one’s own pants if one drinks enough and eats the wrong things. Also, Joe “obscentitizes” a song, and Jason more or loses it.

(Wanna hear Joe’s version of “Fast Car”? Here it is. Also, we immortalized it on the Royce Koch page.

Joe and the Jason spend the entire episode talking about whether they should post this early or not, as it was recorded last Sunday. They also spend the entire episode talking about whether they need a theme or not. Also they talk about anatomy. Also they talk about talking about the show. The entire time. Jason is less drunk in this one.

On this sixth episode the Joe and the Jason talks about our Lord and Savior, Darth Vader, how women in their mid 30s are hotter, technical difficulties, evil, new puppies, old ideas, and some seriously meta shit that will blow your tiny little minds, motherfuckers.

On this penteteuchacle episode Mr. Neal and Mr. Mark discuss beer, taco slicers, 80s music, the Wichita State University Wheat Shocker, and These Eyes (which are crying, in Spanish).

Joe and his bro fro ano mo talk about Evanescence, Pat Benatar, Lady Gaga, the super bowl, lots of cursing, Daffy Duck, Twitter, but NOT Depends Adult Diaper.

Joe and Jason talk about how much they use a certain word, how meta being meta is, Joe’s regional manager, and that time Jason was in a Gold’s Gym in Venice, CA, and accidentally stalked Sporty Spice for an hour*

(*they didn’t talk about that but that really did happen).