Just Be Cousins

What do you get when you have two stupendous human beings join the cousins for their THIRD horror podcast on Friday the 13th? YOU GET AWESOME. You get Fun Time Shags and #1 Pauline. You get voodoo candles that kill men. You get vampires, werewolves and witches. (You don’t get mummies. Screw mummies). JBC is a comedy machete that will slice your ass that you laughed off. Or something.

Full disclosure: this episode is 90 minutes long. Is that 50% more comedy? NO! But we DO talk about our creative process. That’s about as narcissistic as a podcast can be. You’re welcome.

This is our actual 60th episode. No ads, no prepared stuff, to leave room for Jen & Juice, and Dan Jordache, our two super-duper awesome guests. We talk #KetoLife, go Honest Bell Grande, make sweet love to Kelly Ripa, and dissect The Sunday Morning Experience, one of the best podcasts ON THE PLANET.

Another music episode: A YEAR TO THE DAY SINCE OUR FIRST ONE! How does that grab ya? You want us to show you what love is? Its Rasputina, Darling Violetta, Tool, desert rock, the word “dovetail,” Kenny Loggins, special guest Ryan, and sex. If that don’t make your body rock, you’re old. Like, 40.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! We go for all the cliches. Beer. Green stuff. Goats. Shamrocks. Find out what a convenience store, a rug in a Saudi Arabian mansion, and pub toilet have in common. Come for the limericks, stay for the microaggressions. Erin go braless.

Were sick. So let’s wallow in it. Flu, conjunctivitis, hemorrhaging. We’re so sick, that’s all we can talk about. With a fearless abandon that will infect you. And then you’ll be sick. Then again, let’s face it, you’re probably already pretty sick if you listen to this podcast.

Episode fifty-six, revenge of the podcast, brought to you by the virus my toddler gave me, this beer I’m drinking, shitting on vegans, the Count of Monte Cristo, fun-time Shags, and special guest Ryan, the guy’s who’s voice is so smooth if it was the head of my you-know-what I’d be in more movies.

This show is called “JBC” but, come on, JFC, what an episode! We try to decide what next week’s episode will be about, and brainstorm like there’s no tomorrow… with the help if THREE guests! The inimitable Shags, her paramour Shawn (name spelled wrong to hide his identity), and Joe’s parole officer Pauline. Toilet Paper? Chinese food? Lice? Yeah, we discuss it all. WE DISCUSS IT ALL!

Valentine’s day episode, 8 days late. So what. We talked about The Disaster Artist (been there, done that) Joe’s engagement story, squatty potty, the wonder and magic of KFC, and the fucking FCC. Yes, we briefly mention the mother fucking FCC.