Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

How will the mid-season finale end? Not at all like Phoenix predicted it would. It ends much slower than he guessed which is amazing because he doesn't give the show much credit at all. Phoenix also again stresses how this episode was extremely preventable if they just cleaned out the zombies nonstop. When will these fictional characters listen to this podcast that they can't download because of a lack of power and therefore internet? Damn them to a zombie filled hell. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode Phoenix finally gets validation on his wild claim that Glenn was alive. Also he complains about the show some more, mostly about how they don't have a duty at Alexandria in which people stab zombies in the head all day to keep their numbers down. Instead they just keep adding more to the inside of the walls which actually makes Alexandria smaller every single day. Figure it out, people. Balloons. A big part of this episode is balloons. You'll have to watch to figure out why. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Daryl, Abraham and Sasha are finally back! Daryl's storyline is awesome but Sasha and Abraham just talk about being accountable and in control for too long. Plus we are introduced to new characters that are vague and not complex at all. Plus a random girl is pointlessly and lazily killed to serve the storyline! Yay! Good episode though. Seriously. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode Phoenix talks about his predictions from the 604 episode. He also talks about how this entire episode is compiled of different one-on-one conversations. Then he gets angry about a few things: why they don't just duct-tape a knife to a stick and kill zombies in shifts all day long until they are just gone, why Deanna is a melting pile of depression, why Ron is such a bitch, why Jessie's son has the stupid haircut and why Maggie is hogging the southern accent in the Greene family. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Spoilers be here. Right after Phoenix airs his complains about the Morgan character, what does he get? An entire fucking episode about Morgan having a bonding experience with an amazing actor that obviously won't live through the episode. Why does this show hate us? Phoenix also repeats his theory on the fate of Glenn which might have already been answered but he hasn't watched 605 yet despite it being titled 'Now'. Phoenix is a rebel and will watch it later. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix discusses the true value of Michonne (who is back by the way), What he would do sexually for the person that provided sock-eye salmon in the apocalypse, the bullshit lifestyle of the Whisperers, how invalid of an excuse of rape hurting is for Alpha, and how confusing it gets when all the main characters are all spread out in different places. Plus he tries to get you to go to his website to buy his books. Do it. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how inaccurate of a title "Whispers Into Screams" is, at least for this particular chapter. It should be the title of chapter 24. Carl is officially a teenage pimp. Where is Michonne? Is it Claudette or Tammy? Why does she call Maggie a cunt? Find out all those answers in this episode. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this chapter, society is rebuilt and it's kinda awesome. Phoenix is confused by how much time has passed but he figures it out way too far into the show. Rick look like shit, Maggie has Hershel instead of Glenn as a child, Andrea is the same, Carl is seemingly 6 years older despite it only being less than 2 years later. Whatever. The timeline is confusing. Phoenix loves what they did with Magna's group. The end. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this one, Phoenix explains how much he hates waiting for his shows so that's why he binge watches/reads everything. This is part 2 of the war and he's glad that he didn't have to keep waiting to see how it ended since he had all the books stockpiled already. He loves Negan so much that it's hard to see it all come to an end. Phoenix also is terribly confused as to WHAT exactly spreads the virus after Negan's plan of infecting their weapons and cutting people to spread the infection works. It's confusing. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Phoenix loves this chapter. More specifically he loves the concept of having/owning/needing "shitting pants" as Negan suggests. He again explains how bored he is watching Michonne bang people and then shut off afterward. He explains every aspect of the war that is happening here. He loves how Negan makes mistakes and isn't just a typical Bond villain. Then he goes into length to explain how stupid Bond villains are. Blah. www.loiteringinwonderland.com