Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

Season 2 of this show is where it can really turn great or shitty. Season 1 pretty much wrote itself so let's see something unexpected. Also, stop making all of your characters suck. Learn to write female characters. Stop being on a boat. Side note, decent show.

In this episode, Phoenix lays out what he thinks will happen in season 7. Originally he planned to do that at the end of episode 46 but he was sick and out of it. Deal with it. Instead he recorded this 10 minute rant about what is coming our way in season 7 of TWD. He also touches on how FTWD needs to prove itself with season 2.

In this episode, Phoenix talks about Negan and his 10 minute speech before beating someone... just someone. That's how they chose to end a season. Just a black screen with crunching sounds. He forgets to mention how he thinks next season will go so we will mention it now: first half of season 7 is working with Negan and plotting against him and the second half will be overthrowing him. That is about it for season 7. See you guys for season 8!

In this episode, Phoenix is confused by the weird timeline of tracking Carol. It's not a major plot line but it was confusing nonetheless. He also talks about how Daryl is only important because of the fans and that might not be the best thing.

In this episode Phoenix breaks down the pointless character Denise and how she managed to stay fat despite constant food rationing and lack of sugary foods. He also discusses Carol and her ping-pong feelings toward the group in general. This was a good episode. Listen or die. Or both. Who cares.

In this episode, Phoenix predicted a boring bottle episode but what he got was an interesting bottle episode. This one is to save money. Don't fool yourself. Luckily for us, they made a good one out of it. An annoying redhead, a medieval monster, Michelle Rodriguez and a bullet magnet kidnap Carol and Maggie for a battle of annoying voices. Who will win? Probably our main characters. Just a guess. And a fact. Enjoy.

In this episode, Phoenix talks about how much of this episodes reminded him of a Steven Seagal movie and somehow that isn't a bad thing. Somehow. Great episode that really ups the ante for the season. Possibly the best episode yet. Plus, zombie violence porn. Phoenix may never stop masturbating now.

In this episode, Phoenix has a raspy voice and talks into a lapel microphone because a friend is borrowing the sound mixer for an NBA podcast. He talks about the great casting on Gregory, why the group loves to abandon Alexandria without anyone to defend it, how the power situation is confusing in the Hilltop, how he forgot Greggory was a creepy dude, the continuing letdown of the Maggie-Glenn reunion.

After the excitement from the last episode aren’t you ready for a break already? I know I sure aren’t. This episode features the arrival of Jesus, one of the better comic characters. Still no Negan though… Oh well. Ironically Negan’s arrival is like waiting for the second coming of Jesus. Wait, I just confused myself. At any rate, this one has some sex that Trump supporters wouldn’t approve of. Phoenix also wishes the next episode is just one long sex scene between Rick and Michonne. Will he get his erotic wish? www.loiteringinwonderland.com

And we’re back from the pointless and ever popular mid-season break! TV used to be 24 episodes at 44 minutes each and they didn’t take a break halfway through. Now it’s 13-16 episodes a year and they have to take a goddamn break. Zombies must be exhausting work. Anyway, shit hits the fan in this episode and it’s awesome. This one sticks super close to the comics. How many useless characters will die? 3. The answer is 3. www.loiteringinwonderland.com